Email This Post HomeHumor50th Wedding Anniversary Idea – Balloonageddon Amy Vansant April 28, 2015 Humor, Women's Humor 4 Comments What do you get the parents who have everything? Do they have balloons hidden all over their house? Some with faces? I didn’t think so. For my parent’s 50th I sneaked into their home with the intention of hanging streamers and then filling their small guest bathroom with balloons so when they opened the door…BALLOON SHOWER! Sadly, the air mattress pump I brought to fill the balloons didn’t have the cajones to blow up the seventy-five balloons I’d bought for this purpose, and if you’ve ever blown up a bunch of balloons you know the unique combination of rubber dust inhalation and sore cheeks sucks. Passing out on their floor would have turned a surprise party into a trip to the emergency room. Imagine mom and dad walking into the house to find me sprawled on the kitchen floor. They’re old. I can’t do that to them. So, to keep the puffing to a minimum, I decided to hide balloons all over the house and spring-load them in closets. There were the easy ones, I tossed on sofas like the above. But would I put them on a ridge? Would I hide them in the fridge? Yes. Would I hide them in a moat? Would I hide them near boat? I don’t even need a dock, I’ll just put one on the clock. Here’s the happy couple, getting ready for bed… And a balloon in a case that looked like a head… And streamers of course… But the worse thing I did to them was give them a giant collage of photos of their marriage, from the first day to the latest. How depressing is that to watch yourself grow old in a matter of seconds?? Even if you are gorgeous… So if you’re looking for ideas… They seemed to like that one. Even the growing old bit. Pineapple Lies Romantic Comedy/Cozy Mystery Tearing up the Amazon Sales Charts! Slightly Stalky A romantic comedy walks into a bar… Angeli Funny/Thrilling Urban Fantasy Moms are Nuts Humor Anthology 26 Top Humorists! About Latest Posts Amy VansantAuthor Amy Vansant enjoys long walks on the beach, anything to do with her Labradoodle Gordon and frantically getting nothing useful done. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Real Estate gone bad… some book specials from friends and giveaways… - July 21, 2017 Shoehorn dream, Pineapple Lies goes wide and GREAT giveaways - July 6, 2017 Kilty as Charged 99c, 3 thrillers for 99c, Cozy Giveaways and a smart-aleck husband. - June 21, 2017 4 Responses Jackie Weger April 28, 2015 Amy! I love that balloon boondoggle. What fun! Shared. Jackie Weger recently posted..Awesome Book Giveaway!Add your Twitter: JackieWeger 1 likes Reply Amy Vansant April 28, 2015 Just remember to buy a bicycle pump! 🙂 Amy Vansant recently posted..The Fox Says Aiieeyeeee!Add your Twitter: amyvansant 0 likes Reply Vincent Ferrigno April 29, 2015 Great to see a family having fun. 50 Years!!! Wow. 0 likes Reply Ronnie Peace June 6, 2015 Like humans, as the balloons get older they slowly deflate and get older too. Unless they go out with a bang first. Or get a facelift. Ronnie Peace recently posted..Games to Play in Public Swimming PoolsAdd your Twitter: Ronnie_Peace 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website you MUST enable javascript to be able to comment Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!You can add a link to follow you on twitter if you put your username in this box.Only needs to be added once (unless you change your username). No http or @
Jackie Weger April 28, 2015 Amy! I love that balloon boondoggle. What fun! Shared. Jackie Weger recently posted..Awesome Book Giveaway!Add your Twitter: JackieWeger 1 likes Reply
Amy Vansant April 28, 2015 Just remember to buy a bicycle pump! 🙂 Amy Vansant recently posted..The Fox Says Aiieeyeeee!Add your Twitter: amyvansant 0 likes Reply
Ronnie Peace June 6, 2015 Like humans, as the balloons get older they slowly deflate and get older too. Unless they go out with a bang first. Or get a facelift. Ronnie Peace recently posted..Games to Play in Public Swimming PoolsAdd your Twitter: Ronnie_Peace 0 likes Reply
