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Dear The Oatmeal (Matt Inman) – Thank you for the Autographed Book

Dear Matthew (The Oatmeal) Inman:

Thank you for the autographed book! I’ve proudly displayed it next to my prize hand-blown octopus and a doll given to me by a gypsy lady last week after I accidentally ran over her foot. She was super nice about it. Not a word of complaint. She GAVE ME A DOLL and then just whispered “thinner” in my ear and hobbled away. What a sweetie.

Anyway, off to go shopping!  Diet is finally working and I need some new clothes – Whoo whoo!

Thanks again!

Amy

 

  • Get your own autographed Oatmeal.
  • Wondering about the creepy mummy doll? Found it here. Don’t even ask how I bumped into this page. I’ll be reliving it nightly for some time.

 

 

Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant

Author Amy Vansant enjoys long walks on the beach, anything to do with her Labradoodle Gordon and frantically getting nothing useful done.
Amy Vansant

5 Responses

  1. Abby

    I am obsessed the “The Oatmeal,” which means I hate you and want to slash your tires right now. However, you are also equal amounts of awesomeness and vengeance, so that would not be a wise choice. Instead, I’ll just be jealous 😉
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    • Amy Vansant

      I paid for the book… I should probably point that out… I’ll add a link to this article – I should have thought of that!

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    • Amy Vansant

      Wasn’t sure how many people would get the old Stephen King reference, but I actually woke up thinking: “I should take a picture of that Oatmeal book with my octopus and a creepy doll.” Which, in itself, is kind of creepy. But you have to do what you have to do!

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