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Hangover Express Commercial

Mike decided our town needs a new delivery company. The usual array of pizza and cheesesteaks just don’t cut it. We started working on the commercial:

Ring! Ring!

Hangover Express Employee: (whispering) Hangover Express, how can we help you?

Hungover Dude: I’d like to order a dozen donuts, a cheesesteak, fries and a dozen crabs.

Hangover Express Employee: Certainly sir, anything else?

Hungover Dude: 2 bottles of pepto. And my ID. I left it somewhere.

Hangover Express Employee: Certainly! You get a side with that, sir. Do you want asprin, Aleve, or a six pack of airplane vodkas?

Hungover Dude: Vodkas, please.

Hangover Express Employee: Of course. Where should we deliver this?

Hungover Dude: I don’t know. There’s a girl. And some cats.

Hangover Express Employee: We have you on GPS. We’ll be there in 10 minutes!

Hungover Dude: Thank you Hangover Express!

(sound of vomiting)


Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant

Author Amy Vansant enjoys long walks on the beach, anything to do with her Labradoodle Gordon and frantically getting nothing useful done.
Amy Vansant

3 Responses

  1. Abby

    If there are unidentified girls and random cats, crabs might be something he’s trying to get rid of…
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  2. Amy Vansant

    I wish my own blog had a “like” button, because then I could just “like” that comment instead of writing HA! That being said: Ha!



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