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Happy 4th of July – Drink Up!

Happy Independence Day!

Looks like I’ll be declaring my independence from sobriety. I don’t want to look like an idiot drinking from the 4th of July Svedka bottle on July 5th. How gouche.

I wonder if Independence Day with Will Smith is on today.

Just kidding, of course it is.


And for the parents who sneak here when no one is looking, I’ve written a joke for the kiddies.

“Why do you we cook on a barbecue instead of an oven on the 4th of July?”

(here’s where you say “Why?” I’ll just assume you did.)

“Because FIRE WORKS!”


No, I haven’t started drinking, yet. Why do you ask?


Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant

Author Amy Vansant enjoys long walks on the beach, anything to do with her Labradoodle Gordon and frantically getting nothing useful done.
Amy Vansant

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