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I Hate California Wine Country

Wine is such an embarrassingly large part of my life (because my husband is 76% Cabernet Sauvignon) that the moment I clicked on this Funny or Die video I determined to not like it. By the end of it, I was deliriously happy. It sneaked up  and ninja’d me with giddiness. I’ve been attacked by a Giddy Ninja. The rarest of all ninjas. 

I’m drinking wine. Did I mention that?

Anyway, “I Hate California Wine Country” is by @suzi_barrett and @LaurenSmitelli – go love on them and find out where they are so I can send them a case of wine, and then fly to them, and then help them drink it.

PS: I literally just spent 20 minutes guessing how to spell “sauvignon.”
PPS: I spent another 20 minutes trying to figure out why “snuck” isn’t a word and realizing I should use “sneaked.” Snuck should totally be a word.
PPPS: I am pretty proud that I know multiple postscripts are PS PPS PPPS etc. and am rewarding myself with a glass of wine.

Amy Vansant

Voted Funniest Non-Mommy Blog by a Bunch of Moms I Got Really Drunk.Amy has been finding creative ways to make no money since high school.

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