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Mike makes Senator Craig look like a Amatuer

So my husband recently changed his cell phone ring tone to “Love me Sexy” – the goofy song that made Will Ferrell’s character Jackie Moon famous in Semi-Pro. The words, if you don’t immediately recall them are:

Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy…

…sung in a cheesy 70s Barry White sort of way. We knew this ringtone might be a tad embarrassing here and there, but it made us giggle every time it went off so that was fine. I did accidentally take his phone to a business meeting, and it naturally it went off… but that wasn’t the worst. Come to think of it, I did get the job…

Yesterday Mike was at a crowded urinal, with a guy standing on either side of him, when the phone in his pocket went off. Three strangers, holding their privates, trying to pretend each other aren’t there when suddenly:

Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy…

Listen to “Love me Sexy”

Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant

Author Amy Vansant enjoys long walks on the beach, anything to do with her Labradoodle Gordon and frantically getting nothing useful done.
Amy Vansant

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