Dammit, I really didn’t want to jump on the bandwagon and pick on this poor girl but…if you haven’t seen Miley Cyrus’ video for “Wrecking Ball” you should, because it is hilarious. I’ll put it at the bottom for you. In short, she rides around on a wrecking ball, sometimes naked, and has an intimate relationship with a sledgehammer. The whole thing is about as subtle as a wrecking ball.
We get it, Miley. You’re not Hannah Montana. But more importantly, there are SO many other things you could be licking!
You’re missing a big marketing opportunity here, Miley. Not to mention lunch. Eat Fresh. Not hammers.
While you’re trying so hard to attract a new audience, have you even considered philatelists?
Your boyfriend Liam Hemsworth won’t like it, but humping Robin Thicke’s leg probably wasn’t high on his list either.
No one knows the pain of being a newborn, orphaned kitten… except Miley Cyrus. See? You could be the new Sarah Mclachlan. (cue the sad puppies!) Though…you’re already pretty close to becoming the thing people jump over their sofas to turn off.