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  1. meleah rebeccah

    I am hysterical laughing at this whole post. My favorite is: “You’re missing a big marketing opportunity here, Miley. Not to mention lunch. Eat Fresh. Not hammers.” BAhahahhahHAhahah!

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  2. Stephanie

    Best commentary on the Miley shit show!!! I freaking lol’d my butt off at every single one. Your photoshop skills are OFF THE HOOK!! Hahahahahaha

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  3. Lance

    She should lick Madonna and see if her talent and intelligence flow through her.

    Of a Klondike bar. Everyone will do anything for one of those

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  4. Tammy R

    Oh Amy, this one really got me. I rarely cry when laughing, but I just had to swipe a couple off my face. The fact that you added “newborn” to “orphaned” really got me here. That, paired with the Sarah McLaughlin follow up just put me over the edge. Oh. I can’t take it!!! Too funny!

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    • Amy Vansant

      Can’t tell you how happy it makes me to hear you were crying – wait, er… that didn’t quite come out the way I hoped…

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  5. Tiffany N. York

    It’s a shame there’s no wrecking ball to destroy my memory of that video and Miley’s tongue. I’m going to go soak my eyeballs in bleach now. Thanks.

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  6. Tressa

    Who was that odd actress who was on display in a NY museum sleeping in a glass box? When her box is empty, Miley should just start crawling into it and banging whatever/whoever is around and get it over with already.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Ha! I think her in a glass box with her tongue pressed against the glass would be good too… maybe should could do that on the weekends.

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  7. Marie Shanahan

    Ha!!!! LOL!!!! 🙂 I laughed my HEAD OFF reading this. 🙂 I like the last one, the block of ice. That has GOT TO BE a funny Christmas Card this year to discourage young girls from growing up to behave like a frigging screwball.

    I hope she grows out of this. That poor kid. God be with her.

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