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29 Responses

  1. Nicole

    Such an interesting micro-culture… I have a total conundrum that has been keeping me away from a much-needed cut and color… My hairdresser Jen is out because she just had a baby. She told me to go to Shannon–another hair dresser in the salon. But… what do I do when Jen comes back? Is it rude to Shannon to treat her like a substitute hairdresser? But if I stick with Shannon, won’t Jen be insulted? We’ve been together for like, 15 years…

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    • Amy Vansant

      I think they know they’re just a scab until the real person comes back. Otherwise there would be knockdown drag out fights about how one stole the other’s client… some of those girls can scrap.

      That being said… if you LIKE this girl better… that could be a problem. But only for the old hairdresser, who clearly shouldn’t have jeopardized her career by procreating.

      Signed, Dear Abby

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  2. SarcasticNinja

    What she didn’t tell you is that “Thumbs” is the nickname she has for the extra alien-appendage emerging from her chest.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Ha! I so wanted to say Ha! that I actually went and found a plug in that allowed me to add a like button to comments, so now I can “thumbs up” a comment without having to comment if it isn’t really something that NEEDS a comment but did make me laugh/cry/get warm and fuzzy/give me indigestion/etc.

      Today, you are a WP plugin muse.

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  3. Abby

    Well at least this sounds like a slightly more pleasant experience than when you wrote about the hairdresser that used to scalp you. In fact, he sounds fab-u-lous…;)

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  4. Beduwen

    Love me some gay hairdresser! Mine talks to me in such a soft voice the whole visit, I am exhausted and need a neck massage AFTER I leave because I’ve been straining to hear him.

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      • Beduwen

        Napa Valley this past Spring. If I could remember the name of the winery I would tell you – had done MANY tastings by then!! 🙂

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  5. Vesta Vayne

    I need an alien hairwasher. That sounds heavenly, even if she does have three arms, or double jointed thumbs, or whatever was happening.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Exactly. Black, white, gay, straight, three arms, a tentacle, hell bent to bring the destruction of earth – if you’re massaging my scalp you’re aces with me.

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  6. Hubert68

    I recently saw a commercial teaser for the Honey Boo show. It featured a newborn child that was born with two thumbs on each hand…cannot help but think that this kid could potentially end up The Hairwashing Czar at some salon in the future. If anyone thinks that my humor is somewhat juvenille, you probably are right. I am the mother of five…so it’s just the crowd I run with.

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    • Amy Vansant

      She might have MAD typing skills, too.

      Why aren’t I surprised that was on Honey Boo Boo…

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  7. Tiffany N. York

    Going to a salon, any salon always makes me feel dumpy, frumpy, and old. My hairdresser looks like Megan Fox. I avoid looking in the mirror when she’s standing behind me or else I’ll start to cry.

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  8. Nina Potts

    I make my sister cut my hair. Partly because I’m poor and she does a good job. Partly because if she messes it up I can yell at her. Also, last time I got a hairdresser I liked, when I tried to go back to her she was booked, and the manager INSISTED she cut my hair instead. And she ruined it. The followed up to try to book me with her again and wouldn’t let me see the good lady. So I gave up.
    I’m afraid to tell hairdressers when they mess up. They’re on the list of people you don’t yell at cause they can ruin your life. This list includes anyone at the bank, anyone in food service, and police.

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  9. Nina Potts

    Oh! I ment to mention but I got distracted by Jurassic Park, I love a good head massage. You should’ve found out her name so you can get her again.

    I had a physical therapist who gave amazing head massages for my migraines. I told her if I was single, she was single, and she went gay, I would marry her.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Her name is PAIGE! But she’s mine, mine I tell you. Keep your paws off of her or she’ll end up in your freezer. I know you, Ms. Potts.

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      • Nina Potts

        I only keep dead mice in the freezer! Ok, we did finally bury the mouse, so the only thing in my freezer is ice cream and burritos. I don’t know whats in the burritos though, they’re pretty cheap and come in a big bag. For that price the burrito company might not be too picky about the quality control of their meat. You never know.

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  10. Sarah

    The first line made me smile. I am friends with my hairstylist, which means that whenever I am with her in a social situation, I feel self-conscious about how my hair looks. Because my hair is all that she thinks about, right?

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    • Amy Vansant

      I was just talking to her the other day and she was all “Sarah’s hair this… sarah’s hair that…” So, yes.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Once again, you and I are on the same page. Despise small talk. Though I totally learned how to rock at Worlds Of Warcraft, thanks to my hairdresser, so I’ve got that in my back pocket now.

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  11. Lynn Kellan

    Wait a minute – there were apps in the 80’s? Cause I never saw any…but that first chunky TV remote was really cool.

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  12. Pamela

    Your random thoughts make me laugh! Just wonder where your thoughts go to when you sleep? Would be kinda scary having them roam freely…

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    • Amy Vansant

      You got me – I let them roam the night when I’m aleep. Lock your doors. 🙂

      I fixed that email issue for you!

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