Email This Post HomeHumorA little humor at Dixie’s expense Amy Vansant May 20, 2010 Humor 2 Comments Civil War General Sherman who burned his way through Georgia and captured Atlanta. A friend of a friend was on his way south for Spring Break. Flying down I-95, he heard the sound of police sirens behind him. He pulled over, and a big Georgia cop soon strolled up to his window. “Son, you know why I pulled you over?” Probably the New Jersey license plates, thinks the kid. “No.” “Speeding,” says the cop. “And I thought your hair was green.” After some confusion they realize the reflection of the surf board in the back seat makes it look like the driver’s blond hair is green. “You can give me a ticket for having green hair?” asks the kid. The old-school Southern cop is visibly annoyed and leans menacingly into the car. “Well, Son,” he says. “Let me tell you this. No one goes through Georgia that fast.” The kid looks at the cop. “Sherman did,” he says. The kid was a little late getting to Spring Break after that. Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Cover Reveal (again), Reading Poll + 4 ways to win a kindle - June 25, 2020 Why I shouldn’t be allowed to decorate cakes, book giveaways and deals! - June 16, 2020 New Series Cover and Synopsis Reveal, Big Beach Reads Giveaway & More Reads - June 10, 2020 2 Responses saltwater fish for sale November 21, 2013 Howdy, I ran across your site by means of Bing while looking for a very similar subject, your website came up, it seems like beneficial. We have bookmarked to help my personal favorites|added to favorites. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!