Email This Post HomeHumorAll the Covers, Name The Disco Contest and eBook Deals and Steals Amy Vansant April 4, 2018 Humor 44 Comments All the New Covers I’m finally done all the new covers (well, my lovely cover designer Steven Novak is). Thank you for all your help as I struggled to find a new theme for everything that better represent the series! “Name the Disco” Contest! Win a Signed Paperback of Pineapple Disco! The next Pineapple Port novel should be finished and released in May – but first I need to name Jackie’s disco. There was a reference to Jackie’s underground 55+ dance club in Pineapple Lies, and in the new book, the characters find themselves trapped inside that disco. Who has trapped them? Why? How will they escape? You’ll find out in Pineapple Disco! But first, I need some help naming the disco! Give me your name ideas for an underground 55+ disco in the comments below or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll pick ten favorites to win a free copy when the book is released. The grand prize winner will get a signed print copy! Enormous Series Giveaway! Enter AuthorsXP’s huge START-A-SERIES giveaway and you could win up to 90+ ebooks or a Kindle Paperwhite! In addition, you’ll get a chance at many more deals and freebies at the Book Fair and Series Guide after entering! You can also grab a whole bunch of cozy mysteries for 99c this week at the ebook deals page! And there’s a new chance to win $50 just by following a few authors on BookBub, FB, and Amazon! Start Date: 03-08-2018End Date: 04-30-2018 An Impawsible Situation (Food Bowl Mysteries Book 1) By Katherine Hayton Usual Price: New Release Sale: .99 When his food is at stake, Thor must sacrifice nap-time. When Thor’s human puts the wrong brand of food in the cat bowl, it ruins his entire day. After numerous entreaties prove ineffective, Thor embarks on an adventure to find out what’s gone wrong. Confronted by a closed food store, a distraught shopkeeper, and with the crime of a kidnapped wife to solve, the task might prove Thor’s undoing. Add a gang of heavyweight cats and a council worker pursuing strays into the mix, and the brave little cat is soon out of his depth. The right brand of cat-food is an obvious necessity. But if Thor can’t keep his wits about him, he might end the night in the animal shelter rather than curled up on the couch at home. ‘An Impawsible Situation’ is the first in a new cozy mystery series told from the cat’s POV. Thor’s adventures continue with ‘Cat Red-Handed’ and conclude with the third in the series ‘You’re Kitten Me.’ Scroll up and one-click to solve the food bowl mystery today! Amazon Start Date: 02-07-2018End Date: 07-31-2018 Two Tocks before Midnight: A 19th Century Historical Murder Mystery (The Agora Mystery Series) By Clay Boutwell Usual Price: 1.99 Sale: FREE The Strange Affair of October 24th, 1859: When a flurry of forgeries appear in museums and among collectors, the members of the Agora, a society dedicated to the betterment of man, take it upon themselves to stop the rogues. But among the members, there is a traitor. Among the forgers, there is a murderer. As friends betray their own and souls are sentenced to death, suspicions and tensions mount. Only one man, Carl Brooke, has the knowledge and expertise to stop the murderer. But will he succeed? Or will the night of October 24th, 1859 forever remain an unresolved mystery?–If you like Sir Arthur Conan Doyles Sherlock Holmes books or stories set in the 19th century and with a touch of mystery, you will love Two Tocks before Midnight.This is the first in the Agora mystery series. Carl Brooke and the Agora societys crime-solving escapades continue with additional stories. If you would like to read them all, please search for ‘The Agora Letters’ for five stories for the price of three. |BookFunnel Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. 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Also I think I’ll be hearing Boogie Wonderland in my head all day! 0 likes Reply Val April 5, 2018 REALY LOVE the new all the new covers, much more edgy and contemporary! 2 likes Reply Amy Vansant April 5, 2018 Thank you! That was the idea! 0 likes Reply Joy April 6, 2018 The Rock Around The Clock (or just The Rock Around) The Jitterbug Palace Scat Cat’s Dive Bar Bugle Boy’s Boogie Woogie (reference to Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy) The Rat’s Nest (in reference to The Rat Pack, & also to the rats used to make women’s hairdos in the 1940s) I’ve only just finished the first Pineapple Port book (& I LOVED it!), but I’m thinking if she owns a club, Jackie must be a music buff, & would name her club after a popular song or band (like calling it Crickets, after Buddy Holly and The Crickets, but maybe that’s a little obtuse?)… 0 likes Reply Terri Rinko April 5, 2018 Club 55 Underground, Fantasy Island, The Copacabana, Club Taboo, The Diamond Underground, Club Utopia, The Champagne Room 0 likes Reply Deb Nelson April 5, 2018 Geriatric Pineapple Express 0 likes Reply Bob Morton April 5, 2018 How about Bone Joint 1 likes Reply Edith Patchan April 5, 2018 Groovy? Works for me. I am over 55 so at least I would fit the profile. LOL 0 likes Reply Anna April 5, 2018 “Smooth Cayenne” Pineapple type but think you could play with the words–pepper them that way. 1 likes Reply Deb Nichols April 5, 2018 The Pineapple Boogie or The Pineapple Shuffle 0 likes Reply Chris April 5, 2018 My recommendation is Six Feet Under. 1 likes Reply Sandy Klocinski April 5, 2018 My first thought is Club Veil 0 likes Reply Leanna April 5, 2018 Pineapple Chilln’ or Chilln’ at the Pineapple 0 likes Reply David Garn April 5, 2018 I think “Pine and Dance” or ‘Pine and Dance Point.” 0 likes Reply Cathy April 5, 2018 How about Stayin’ Alive, there may be a copy write on that. Club Pineapple, Flamingo? 0 likes Reply kathy April 5, 2018 Spike’s Senior DISCOunt If Spike were a cartoon pineapple character. 0 likes Reply Carol Yemola April 5, 2018 Dance Fever Electric Lights The Castaway Castaway Club 0 likes Reply Maus April 5, 2018 How about “Geriatric Gyrations”…??? 1 likes Reply Diane April 5, 2018 How about Pineapple Paradise! 0 likes Reply Paula Wilson April 5, 2018 When I think of disco I think of Donna Summer. How about “Dim all the Lights” or “Last Dance”. 0 likes Reply Debbie Fitzpatrick April 5, 2018 55 Alive Sparkly ball Spinners 0 likes Reply Peggy Serour April 5, 2018 55+ I think would be a great name 0 likes Reply Cheryl Nolan April 5, 2018 Over The Hill Pill 0 likes Reply cbart April 5, 2018 The Mirror Ballroom 0 likes Reply Christine April 5, 2018 Really love the pineapple in the gater’s mouth! Pineapple Palace 1 likes Reply Kimber April 5, 2018 1-Shag 2-The Inferno 3-Mad Hatters 4-Disco’s Not Dead 5-Survive 0 likes Reply khaey April 5, 2018 Piña Colada 0 likes Reply Andrea Seubert April 6, 2018 Disco Duck Disco 55 Love Train Disco Disco Infernal 0 likes Reply Connie C April 6, 2018 How about Jackie’s Jive to the 55+ Vibe for your disco name. 0 likes Reply Wendy Packan April 6, 2018 Xanadu, Staying Alive (at 55), Summer Night City 0 likes Reply Darryl Perry April 7, 2018 I was thinking maybe Club Grays! 0 likes Reply Mina Gerhart April 7, 2018 Hmm, LightShow, Club Fantastique 55, Club Silver 0 likes Reply Martha Lawson April 7, 2018 I think Pineapple Crush would be different! 0 likes Reply Linda Herold April 7, 2018 Ed’s for Everyone’s Disco Space! 0 likes Reply Julie Polinski April 7, 2018 I’m thinking, grooving at the Pineapple sounds pretty good. 0 likes Reply marta April 9, 2018 some names.. BeachClub, MoonClub, Disco new-sound, Tropical Disco, Sarabanda Disco, Barambana Disco, ciao, martaA 0 likes Reply Karen April 9, 2018 Pineapple A Go Go. 0 likes Reply Linda Fast April 9, 2018 “The Pineapple Grove” or just the “Grove” 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!