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5 Responses

  1. Michelle Saunderson

    I am with you on this one. I hate the low flow toilets too. I also hate their cousins, the low flow shower heads too. I might as well get somebody to spit on me for a shower. Thanks for the great laugh.


  2. beduwen

    Right on! Especially love the “falling out of the sky” bit. Reliving that moment in my head right now.


  3. anonymous angry person

    I’m probably necroing this topic or something, and I’m sorry but I find it hard to care at the moment due to having had a near miss with slashing open the soles of my feet. I couldn’t get my stupid low flow toilet to flush because there was so little water in the tank, I had taken the tank lid off so I was dumping more water in there with a bucket and tripped over the tank lid, cracking it, endangering my feet all because the federal @$$HOLES have actually made non-low flow toilets ILLEGAL. what do I have to do, have one imported from Japan and install it myself so I don’t get arrested?! UGH.