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5 Responses

  1. Michelle Saunderson

    I am with you on this one. I hate the low flow toilets too. I also hate their cousins, the low flow shower heads too. I might as well get somebody to spit on me for a shower. Thanks for the great laugh.

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  2. beduwen

    Right on! Especially love the “falling out of the sky” bit. Reliving that moment in my head right now.

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  3. anonymous angry person

    I’m probably necroing this topic or something, and I’m sorry but I find it hard to care at the moment due to having had a near miss with slashing open the soles of my feet. I couldn’t get my stupid low flow toilet to flush because there was so little water in the tank, I had taken the tank lid off so I was dumping more water in there with a bucket and tripped over the tank lid, cracking it, endangering my feet all because the federal @$$HOLES have actually made non-low flow toilets ILLEGAL. what do I have to do, have one imported from Japan and install it myself so I don’t get arrested?! UGH.

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