Beats the Hell out of Pixie Stix

Only a Kid-Free person could have come up with the idea of giving kids cocaine for tooth aches. Every parent knows a freaking powdered donut can make them hyper.

Just what you need—  a three and half foot critter who can’t do anything but talk, grind its teeth and beg for more “tooth medicine.” At least the kid wouldn’t be able to tell how drunk he was from the “cough medicine.”

Amy Vansant

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