Email This Post HomeHumorBeats the Hell out of Pixie Stix Amy Vansant January 30, 2010 Humor Only a Kid-Free person could have come up with the idea of giving kids cocaine for tooth aches. Every parent knows a freaking powdered donut can make them hyper. Just what you need— a three and half foot critter who can’t do anything but talk, grind its teeth and beg for more “tooth medicine.” At least the kid wouldn’t be able to tell how drunk he was from the “cough medicine.” About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) A Free Book, a New Release, 2 99c Books…Giveaway and Deals - January 14, 2020 How’d you like to read a Pineapple Port screenplay? Cozy giveaway and deals… - January 11, 2020 Pirogi Recipe, Giveaway & Deals - January 1, 2020 Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!