On Fridays I sometimes post stupid little things. This would be one of those…
I found an application submitted for “Boobie Washer” on the bathroom counter. I do not remember placing that particular “Help Wanted” ad. “Knee Polisher,” sure. I think most people spend a good part of their lives looking for a good knee polisher. But “Boobie Washer?” Ludicrous.
I’m assuming my husband left it there, hopefully for me. His credentials are less than stellar, but it is the only application I’ve received so far.
$500 per boob seems excessive, though.
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