32 Responses

  1. Abby

    Jen from “When Pigs Fly” blog posted this the other day. As I told her, George gets my vote over Brad–for anything and everything. So creepy.

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    • Amy Vansant

      I know, I saw hers and was like DOH! I was going to do that too! But hey, who ISN’T blogging about this trainwreck…

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      • Abby

        “Trainwreck” is being nice. If his Fight Club buddies get wind of this crap, his ass would be beat to a pulp. But…at least he would smell good, right? Right?!? Inevitable.

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  2. SarcasticNinja

    Maybe the script was poetry from a depressed 13-year-old fan who threatened to kill herself if he didn’t read it? “And it had better be in the style of Edward Cullen!”

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  3. Tracy

    His “I’m so attractive I don’t need to continue grooming myself” look never did much for me.

    But even big fans have to be thinking, “what a douche.”

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    • Amy Vansant

      Me either. How disappointing to have a handsome boyfriend and then have him go Grizzly Adams on you when you’re already invested.

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  4. Soynailcider

    Haha. That was awful. They need to build a bigger place so Brad can take a sh*t, shower & shave.
    At least in Legends of the Fall his hair was clean.

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  5. Lance

    I’m thoroughly convinced that Kristen Wiig isn’t acting in that Red Flag parody because something that pretty, that funny, and that talented has to be f*cking crazy, right?

    On our second date, I asked Bobina who she thought was “hot” or whatever. When she didn’t say Brad Pitt, I knew she was worthy of a third date.

    BTW, Pitt is a good actor. He did that ad with a straight face 98 percent of the time.

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    • Amy Vansant

      I always thought he was a pretty good actor, but I definitely think he’s a genius now for getting through it with a straight face.

      More importantly… Is he going to get demoted from your site for this?? Maybe you should do a reader poll on a new tough guy to represent…

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      • Lance

        no

        that club we’re not supposed to talk about is iconic. No one holds Brangelina against Tyler Durden Brad.

        BUt what the hell…I’ll do it anyway

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  6. Michele Drier

    Hmmmmm, guess I’m going to have to watch more TV so I can mute THIS one when it comes on! Oh, blechhhh

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  7. Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd

    I’m just imagining some old janitor accidentally hitting the lamp and everyone going “that’s even BETTER!” Because of course they would think it was better.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Yeah. Kristen would never do such a stupid commercial for 7 million dol… yeah. yeah she would. I’d do one a day for a year.

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  8. Vesta Vayne

    Ha! I’ve read a few posts about the awfulness of this commercial. It’s kinda hard to blame him. I mean, clearly he didn’t sit through hair and makeup, and it looks like they did one take. Seven million dollars for a half hour of work? Sounds like a good deal to me:)

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  9. bschooled

    HA! Those commercials give me the same kind of icky feeling I get while taking the walk of shame. And not in a good way.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Everyone knows you only date online foreign orphan herders… I assume you mean as you walk away from your keyboard still wearing yesterday’s clothing…

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  10. Stacey

    When I saw the commercial my reaction was more or less “Bwahahahahaha. Is that for real?”

    The Kristen Wiig one is spectacular. I’m so glad you shared it.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Yes – I was like a deer in headlights for a good two minutes afterwards, mouth agape in shock. He must have seen the final cut while muttering “7 million, 7 million” over and over in his head.

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  11. Brandon, from My Own Private Idaho

    Whenever I hear Brad say ‘inevitable’ I think of Kim Jong Il from Team America, world police.

    Don’t ask why… because here I am. Banana. Gazebo swings, with a monkey funk. Chanel… wait, what?

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  12. Tim Sayles

    Well … I for one thing it’s damned deep and thought-provoking. I mean, “the world turns and we turn WITH it”? Holy fuck, that blows my mind! . . . Plans disappear? Dreams take over? Sweet Jesus! My whole construct has been turned on its head. I think I need to go to a mountaintop somewhere, be alone, work this all out. Goddamn.

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  13. Amy B

    I freakin’ LOVED “Red Flag”.

    However, the Brad Pitt commercial did not make me laugh. It made me get up and dead bolt my door and hide under the covers because I was so weirded out by it. Seriously… am I too stupid to understand it!??!?!

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  14. Natalie the Singingfool

    By the time I got to “Like sands through the hour glass… so are the days of our lives…” I was suppressing snorts of laughter. Well played, my friend.
    Well played.

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