Email This Post HomeHumorBullock, Twilight, Lohan Nail Parody – Kid-Free Living News Amy Vansant July 8, 2010 Humor 1 Comment Week of July 5th Sandra Bullock Gets a Divorce Jesse James doomed to a life of sad, regretful Nazi sex. Twilight Saga “Eclipse” Movie Released, TruBlood Series Continues There is a whole section of nothing but Vampire Novels in my local Target. Anne Rice says: “I’m pretty sure I covered all that during the 80s.” Twilight’s Kristen Stewart says she’s “Boring” in Real Life Boring in real life, boring in the movies, boring on a train, boring on a plane… she’s being interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel right now and I..zzzzzzz……. Professional Eater Kobayashi Jailed Last thing you want to be known as on your way to jail: a professional wiener gobbler. Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World” Not Actually All That Interesting Turns out Zach Galifianakis writes all his material. Without his scripts, tends to fall back on quipping “that’s what she said.” Marianne Sunderland, the mother of 16-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland has her Eighth Kid Child set to be first person to circumnavigate the world in Elmo water wings. Sponsors wanted. Lindsay Lohan Tweets that a Waitress Just “Punched Me in the Face” Millions take a moment to live vicariously through waitress. Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail No Ms. Lohan, says judge, to bratty trainwreck with “fuck you” written on her fingernail. Fuck YOU… Victoria Beckham to Become New Range Rover Design Executive X-ray thin ex-Spice Girl’s new interior promises to easily seat 20 “fashionable people worth driving with.” Father & Brother of Harry Potter Actress Afshan Azad Charged with Threatening to Kill Her Discovered she was actually a dirty little Muggle. Paris Hilton Detained for Alleged Pot Smoking in South Africa Smoke up, Johnny. It’s not like pot can make you any dumber. Toy Company Accused of Laundering Drug Money “My Little Junkie” Doll removed from shelves. About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) The Vultures Show Up, Cool Furniture – Book Giveaways and Deals - October 15, 2019 Pineapple Turtles Cover Reveal, Today Show Segment, Giveaway and Book Deals - October 9, 2019 More Kilty Sales, Scardy-Dog, Giveaways and Book Deals! - October 2, 2019 One Response joey chestnut February 25, 2014 Kobayshi gains Joey Chestnut this time. That is actually captivating in order to find exactly how they consume satay, not certain exactly what satay is actually? 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!