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16 Responses

  1. movita beaucoup

    I’d love to leave a witty comment, but I’m on my third quest before gaining access to the Bubblegum Bridge.


  2. Abby

    I have never played a game on Facebook or any other Internet thing. Problem solved!


  3. cj

    Amy! So many hysterical line from which to choose, but my fave is: “Dad nodded so enthusiastically I thought he might snap his neck.”. Tom Hanks Big laugh there! I had a dad use up half their kid’s guitar lesson explaining the virtues of Candy Crush to me, a man who uses a Kyocera Brio with no internet capability. Great stuff.


  4. Jen

    Candy Crush… where do I start? I was bored one Saturday afternoon, and I I decided to see what the fuss was about. Fast forward two months, 64 levels later, with my addiction passed on to my husband and my mother).

    I have curtailed my crushing of candies to bathroom time. I have been stuck on level 65 for weeks.

    Meanwhile, Hubs of mine is somewhere around level 116. I’ve lost count. When he’s not on his laptop, his face is lost behind his iPhone, crushing away.

    I miss him.

    Meanwhile, my mother continues to announce her achievements on Facebook so many times a day that I wonder if she does anything else.

    I hate this game, and that’s why I love this post.


    • Diana

      I’m only on level 75 or 76 (I forget) but I REFUSE to pay a dime for this. I love that you said you torture yourself till you figure it out. Me too.


  5. Lance

    I don’t play any games. I quit songpop six months ago. But I blog/write/the twitter so I can introduce myself as Hypocrite Lance if I meet her.


  6. meleah rebeccah

    Candy Crush is the most addictive & evil game ever invented! I had to block & delete & ban the game after I lost 3 months of my life to that nonsense!


  7. The Involuntary Housewife

    I too am a candy crush addict…I am proud to say that I have not spent a dime (Although I can admit I was tempted once or twice) Love this post, so true…my husband and I only talk when we are out of lives these days 🙂


  8. Dale

    OMG! I am killing myself laughing here. You are hilarious… definitely gonna have to check your other writings… I so have to share this with my family (who are ALL addicted to one game or another…)


    • Dale

      My friend just told me that she is losing her husband! I sent her to this blog…. 😉


  9. Tovah

    I think that I’m missing out. I did download the app, but this game just really makes me irritated. Also, I can never even get one game completed in time.

    Anyway, I’ve moved on to Words With Friends and that gets me up about 20 times a