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Winners of the Fashion Line Contest & a Cover Reveal Got a bunch of great entries for the fashion line contest, so I'm going to announce them AND show you the cover for the next Kilty book Kilty as...

Pineapple Gingerbread Men (Pineapple Port Mysteries #7) - Is LIVE! 99c through Nov. 6! Feels like Pineapple Gingerbread Men has been on pre-order forever, but it's live now on Amazon! Free on Kindle...

Name the Fashion Line Contest! I'm cruising along writing Kilty as Sin - the fourth Kilty novel (romantic suspense, thrills, humor...and a strapping Highlander in modern day!) and it's time for me to pick...

My Foot-in-Mouth Disease The other day I came back from running an errand to find an unfamiliar car in the driveway. I knew we had a guy coming over to give us a quote on a new HVAC system---so no big...

Big Kilty Sale! FIRST BOOK FREE, NEW THIRD BOOK .99c OCTOBER 8-11th! If you're a Pineapple Port fan but you wish it was just a little more edgy, you will LOVE my Kilty series! It has a touch of paranormal,...

Pineapple Gingerbread Men (Pineapple Port Mysteries #7) - Available for 99c Pre-Order! Whoo! Just in time for Christmas! (Well, a little early for Christmas...) comes the Pineapple Port Christmas-themed...

New Book Released! I've been BUSY! Kilty Mind (Kilty Series #3) is out -- It's $3.99 at the moment but I'll be offering a 99c sale on it the second week of October, so I'll let you know when that happens....

Seamus is buying a bar in Pineapple Port... and you can name it! It’s that time where I ask YOU kind readers to name something in my upcoming book. Turns out it’s a bar again. I’m starting to see a...

Yes, those are my sexy, sexy knees. Try to control yourselves. When Your Shadow is a Cat My husband and I were on our usual daily walk when Mike sensed a disturbance in the Force and whipped around. His...

That other thing at the bottom is one of the toothpicks that used to hold it up. It ripped it out one night as it slowly makes its way to our bedroom... If you don't hear from me, it was the avocado... This...

Kilty Mind Cover Reveal Kilty #3 is finished! Just waiting for it to come back from my various editors and then I'll publish it. On to Pineapple #7 - Pineapple Gingerbread Man! But here's a sneak peek at...

When Mike Attempts Romance... I think my goofy husband Mike might fear you all have the wrong impression of him (or that you might have the right impression and he'd like to change it anyway...).  I think...

I have something SUPER FUN for you all today!   Introducing the...  Sure, my book marketing sites AuthorsXP.com & AXPBooks.com offer you free books every day... but wouldn't it be more fun if...

HOW TO KEEP YOUR AMAZON REVIEWS FROM GOING MISSING... Have you been notified that your Amazon reviews are being yanked? It's a problem a lot of readers (and authors) are seeing right now and it's infuriating...

And another dog in a kilt because...why not? KILTY TITLES WINNERS I never dreamed there were this many puns left!! I thought I'd pick ten but they just kept coming... so lot more winners than ten. As for...

“Name the Hollywood Studio” Contest! Win a Signed Paperback of Kilty #3! The next Kilty mystery/suspense/romantic time travel humor (whew!) novel should be done soon and hopefully released sometime in...

The Dumb Things Authors Have to Worry About & Another Fun Poll! I started my Kilty series because I tried to watch Outlander (which isn't my thing but my mother was insistent) and all I could think the...

Robots Make Me Sound Like an Idiot After hearing the story about the man whose Alexa sent his friend a recording of him and his wife talking about flooring, Mike decided to go online and check our account....

It was crazy expensive, but check out my new standing desk. It actually works really well, for what it lacks in style... If I'm still using it in a week or two I might break down and buy an actual standing...

Exploding Meatball Bombs Last night I reheated a meatball to throw on the spaghetti squash I was making for dinner (in case you were wondering how to shoehorn a bunch of fat and meat into a healthy...