Dog Humor

August 9, 2016

Dog Humor, Humor, Kritters

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I've known for months that I'd be babysitting my brother's new doodle, Lucy, while he took the family on vacation. What I didn't know, was that my "bother-in-law" would suddenly have his job move to California...

Dog Cornhole Champion of the World

April 10, 2016

I've had a web development company (Vansant Creations) since 1997 that pays the bills (Shockingly, writing novels isn't the e-ticket to riches.) That's nearly twenty years of being a professional nerd. That's l...

A Short Conversation with my Dog about Vacation

December 16, 2014

Dog Humor, Humor, Humor Skit Scripts, Kritters

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ME: Here we are! Sunny Florida! Ok, so maybe this isn't that bad. GORDON LABRADOODLE: Whew, that ride was brutal I --- wait, what the hell is this? ME: It's Florida! Isn't it great? GORDON: Great...

The Paper Lady Who Steals Our Paper

June 4, 2014

Our PaperLady is sweet. She didn't get upset when Gordon Labradoodle jumped on her car door to see if her red car was a giant rolling Pupperoni, and she slows down if she sees him, so if he does shamelessly thr...

The wall, the wall, the wall is on fire…

March 11, 2014

Dog Humor, Humor, Women's Humor

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So, you know that thing where you're having a cocktail and then the wall catches on fire? THE SCENE: My husband Mike, his brother (the infamous Bother-in-Law, Gary) and I were having cocktails in the livi...

Dogs are pretty self-centered, really.

February 12, 2014

Dog Humor, Humor, Kritters

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I love my dog, Gordon. I've always assumed Gordon loves me, too. And why wouldn't he? I feed him, pet him, pick acorns out of his paws and let him out when he needs to do his business. I've never suggested he ...

Renaissance Festival Dog

September 9, 2013

Dog Humor, Kritters

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As you may know if you lurk around KFL, Mike and I have black chalkboard contact paper above our dog's food area so we can keep him entertained while he munches. Yep. It's all for him. We're not doing it just t...

My Dog is Some Sort of Ancient Alien

September 8, 2013

Dog Humor, Humor, Kritters

We've noticed Gordon is building strange shapes with his food. Not sure what he's trying to tell us, but it gets closer to a readable pattern every time... so I made a Vine video of it. That way, if we're event...

My dog sleeps with real pigs

September 1, 2013

Dog Humor, Kritters, Visuals

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Dog is Man’s Best Friend… My Ass

April 3, 2013

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Dog is Man's Best Friend? This quote is the source of some arguing. My husband, Mike, and I work from home, which give us a lot of quality time together. A lot of quality time. A whole lot of quality.....

And the dog fell into a funk.

October 9, 2012

Dog Humor, Humor, Visuals

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Gordon knows what suitcases mean. And he is NOT happy. ...

I am a poo gremlin.

September 28, 2012

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Ever get in your car and it smells... not so fresh? That happened to me recently. Got ready to go somewhere, hopped in my car and... *sniff* *sniff* What is that SMELL? Late to get my car inspected,...

Secrets of a Suburban Ninja

September 8, 2012

Dog Humor, Humor, Women's Humor

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As we get older, we lose skills: memory, strength, the ability to keep our jowls tight against our jaw bones; lots of things. But I possess one skill that is only improving with age, thanks to my unique life ch...

Teaching and Old Dog a New Trick

July 16, 2012

Dog Humor, Humor, Visuals

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This weekend, Gordon and Mike suddenly started playing catch. ...

The Heartbreak of Dog Bullies

February 24, 2012

First published as a gracious guest blog on Naked Girl in a Dress Newspapers are bursting with stories about children being bullied; but rarely is the phenomenon of Dog Bullying broached in polite company. It'...

Chesapooch Bay – Not all water dogs are created equal.

August 24, 2011

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This article first appeared in the September 2011 issue of Chesapeake Bay Magazine. You can read the printed article (with additional photos) in PDF form here. When I moved to Annapolis some ...

A Dog Walk in the Woods

July 28, 2011

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Humor writer Bill Bryson wrote a wonderful book, A Walk in the Woods, about his trek down the Appalachian Trail. To escape our busy lives, my husband and I walk our own miniature Appalachian with our Lab...

Why Dogs Shouldn’t Find Genies

May 18, 2011

Dog Humor, Visuals

Get this as a tee shirt!...

CSI: Labradoodle

April 12, 2011