Travel Humor

A few weeks ago, the husband and I stayed at the Miami Mandarin Oriental in a room we couldn't possibly afford during the "season." Our idea was simple: it's hot as rhino's wrinkles here, so what's the...

My husband and I, of course, never have sex. That would be disgusting. (Ok, that first line was in case anyone from my family reads this. We can continue.) There was a LOT of driving. My husband,...

My husband, Mike, and I recently vacationed in Dewey Beach, Delaware, because we're cheap and the summer season was over. The big winner was our dog, Gordon, who maniacally chased a half-filled water bottle...

I recently came back from visiting my Mother-in-Law near Sarasota, Florida, where my husband's favorite hobby is teasing his mother about Florida-retiree cliches. Golf carts, sweat, swimming aerobics, fried...

Like most Americans, I can only speak English, Klingon and a smattering of Dothraki.  Once every three years I'll put a good two weeks into learning Spanish. When I do, I'm all in: I'll buy language...

I have a secret about Charleston Restaurants. It's pretty shocking, so you should get your self some smelling salts. You'll have to travel to a 1940s screwball comedy or maybe a BBC Victoria drama to find...

My husband Mike and I recently stayed at the Planter's Inn in Charleston, South Carolina. The Planter's Inn has a main building and an auxiliary building overlooking a central courtyard. When the hotel staff...

Jefferson University Hospital Hotel Review* "Robes are all backwards." A family member of mine recently stayed at the Jefferson University Hospital Hotel. He purchased the "Small Intestine Escape" package...

Things That Make Me Giggly: The Fairmont Hotel in Georgetown D.C. Mike and I fell in love with The Fairmont during our recent trip to Washington, D.C. We only live about 40 minutes away, but for years we've...

My husband, Mike, and I went to the Caribbean island of St. Barth's for our honeymoon, because we wanted to start out life together completely broke. St. Barth's is the perfect place to rid yourself of pesky...

Avoid food shopping by stuffing your face with ham and cheese stuffed donut holes and wine. Or, "How to Gain 15 lbs in Two Weeks" After driving 14 hours to our Florida vacation rental, my husband, Mike, and...

Mike and I recently took a Miami vacation that ended with a marathon day of drinking. Shocking, I know. The fancy hotel itself was an anniversary splurge, and the last thing we needed was a huge bar tab....

First seen on Travelated.com a fun and funny travel site you should check out. My brother-in-law, Gary, is a GENIUS at getting his way.  A self-serving savant. Somehow, he managed to institute a rule in...

No… this is not some sicko porn story. I just couldn’t resist the title. About five years ago my mother and I took a bus tour trip to Italy. Well, we FLEW to Italy; the bus trip started once we...

Welcome! Can I interest you in the most surreal 5 star experience of your life? Welcome! Can I interest you in the most surreal 5-star experience of your life? Years ago, my husband and I stayed the...