Women's Humor

Help Me Name Pineapple #5! I'm about half way done Pineapple Port Mystery #5, which I've been calling Pineapple Beach House in my head, but I'm not sure that's the best name. This story revolves around a...

First, hello to all the cozy mystery lovers who entered my cozy mystery giveaway! I have a bunch of exciting stuff coming up for you (and my regular people) soon (including more free books for all and a...

I hosted Christmas this year and there were a few mishaps. I burnt my arm while leaning into the oven, but on the upside, the burn mark makes it easier to to masquerade as a celebrity chef. I started the...

So excited to announce that Slightly Stalky, my romantic comedy, is now available as an Audible! The book is narrated by the brilliant and award winning Christa Lewis, who gave all the fun, goofy...

The second book in my Pineapple Port cozy mysteries series is here!  Get it on Amazon! Pineapple Mystery Box! When a giant inflatable Halloween witch goes missing, Charlotte’s eager to nab the culprit....

Two months ago I received a frantic phone call from my mother-in-law, Mary, informing me that she'd scheduled a Pineapple Lies book signing at her book club at the end of August and that I'd have to come to...

I had the Bother-in-Law, Gary, and his family over for four days last week for Naval Academy Parents' Weekend. Somewhere between hangovers, Mike, Heather, Gary and I went golfing and returned sweaty and...

If you haven't already gotten your hot little hands on a copy of my romantic comedy/mystery Pineapple Lies, you'll be happy to know the Kindle version is FREE today through Tuesday May 19th! It spent most of...

What do you get the parents who have everything? Do they have balloons hidden all over their house? Some with faces? I didn't think so. For my parent's 50th I sneaked into their home with the...

Guess who has a new novel out! (get a free copy for a limited time...) This is yet a new series (I swear I'm working on Angeli 2 and then Stalky 2 next - I will stop starting new series for a...

My husband and I, of course, never have sex. That would be disgusting. (Ok, that first line was in case anyone from my family reads this. We can continue.) There was a LOT of driving. My husband,...

So for all the people who said, "Eh, you're kind of funny, but what's with the homicidal angels? Were you drunk when you wrote Angeli?" (and by people I mean my mother and mother-in-law... and by drunk the...

In case anyone's on the fence about whether grade school traumas stick with people, I'd like to share this incredibly embarrassing little ditty. Top to bottom Winner, Glenn, Bobby, Andrea, Me (middle) and...

I recently came back from visiting my Mother-in-Law near Sarasota, Florida, where my husband's favorite hobby is teasing his mother about Florida-retiree cliches. Golf carts, sweat, swimming aerobics, fried...

Every other week Marvel or DC Comics has a new superhero movie; young Batman, goofy Batman, moody Batman, old Batman...  but people, save your money. There are superheroes all around us! Such...

I've got this decision to make and it's killing me. It's one of those "Sophie's Choice" situations, only with less Nazis and more Tupperware.* You know that one Tupperware you refuse to throw out even...

I was doing a little online shopping when I spotted a sale on "shape shifters;" clothes that make you look slimmer than you are. Usually, my "slimming trick" is to just never go out in public and only post...

Some people sleep easy at night, safe in the knowledge that when they grow old, their kids will take care of them. Those are the rules: You feed and diaper your child, and when you get old, it's payback...

There's no reason to be ashamed. A niece infestation can happen to anyone. It doesn't mean you're dirty. You just left the door unlocked and now the little buggers are everywhere. Like a glitter snake,...

So, you know that thing where you're having a cocktail and then the wall catches on fire? THE SCENE: My husband Mike, his brother (the infamous Bother-in-Law, Gary) and I were having cocktails in the...