Celebrity Hunger Games: Katniss vs Other Action Heroes
It was only a matter of time until someone tried to make even more money off The Hunger Games, and how better to capitalize on its success than cameos by celebrities?
Celebrity Hunger Games – May the Odds Always Be In Your Favor!
Katniss vs Bruce Willis
Hey Katniss! Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…
What is that thing you’re doing with your face? You look bored. Is that… acting?
What? This smirky thing I do was charming in the ’80s…
(Katniss shoots Bruce in the head with an arrow.)
Katniss vs Clint Eastwood
(Katniss steps out of the woods into an open field)
Get off my lawn!
(raising her bow and pointing an arrow at Clint)
What are you, like, 90 years old?
(raising a gun)
Maybe. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, p—
(Katniss shoots Clint in the head with an arrow)
But I’ve always been lucky when it comes to killin’ folks…
Katniss vs Batman
Look, I’ve got all kinds of mental & emotional issues. Let’s just end this.
(Katniss shoots Batman in the head with an arrow)
Katniss vs Rambo
(Katniss shoots Rambo in the head with an arrow)
Katniss vs Arnold Schwarzenegger
Who’s your daddy?
My father’s been dead a long time and his death stole my mother from me, but thanks for bringing that up.
(Katniss shoots Arnold in the head with an arrow)