Email This Post HomeHumorCelebrity Hunger Games Amy Vansant February 4, 2014 Humor, Pop Culture 1 Comment Celebrity Hunger Games: Katniss vs Other Action Heroes It was only a matter of time until someone tried to make even more money off The Hunger Games, and how better to capitalize on its success than cameos by celebrities? Celebrity Hunger Games – May the Odds Always Be In Your Favor! Katniss vs Bruce Willis Bruce Hey Katniss! Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs… Katniss What is that thing you’re doing with your face? You look bored. Is that… acting? Bruce What? This smirky thing I do was charming in the ’80s… Katniss Seriously? Bruce Yippie-ki-yay, mother— (Katniss shoots Bruce in the head with an arrow.) Katniss vs Clint Eastwood (Katniss steps out of the woods into an open field) Clint Get off my lawn! Katniss (raising her bow and pointing an arrow at Clint) What are you, like, 90 years old? Clint (raising a gun) Maybe. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, p— (Katniss shoots Clint in the head with an arrow) Clint But I’ve always been lucky when it comes to killin’ folks… (collapses) Katniss vs Batman Batman I’m Batman. Katniss Hey. Batman Hey. (sighs) Look, I’ve got all kinds of mental & emotional issues. Let’s just end this. (Katniss shoots Batman in the head with an arrow) Katniss vs Rambo Rambo (mumbles unintelligibly) Katniss What? Rambo (mumbles unintelligibly) Katniss What? Rambo (mumbles unintelligibly) (Katniss shoots Rambo in the head with an arrow) Katniss vs Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Who’s your daddy? Katniss My father’s been dead a long time and his death stole my mother from me, but thanks for bringing that up. (Katniss shoots Arnold in the head with an arrow) Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Pineapple Hurricane is Released + Even More Giveaways (three chances to win a kindle) - June 4, 2020 Too Many Book Deals, Steals, Kindle Giveaways… - May 27, 2020 Name the Hurricane Winners, Win a Kindle + Books - May 19, 2020 One Response Meleah Rebeccah February 6, 2014 HA!! These are hilarious! The one with Rambo is my favorite! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!