Dear Matthew (The Oatmeal) Inman:
Thank you for the autographed book! I’ve proudly displayed it next to my prize hand-blown octopus and a doll given to me by a gypsy lady last week after I accidentally ran over her foot. She was super nice about it. Not a word of complaint. She GAVE ME A DOLL and then just whispered “thinner” in my ear and hobbled away. What a sweetie.
Anyway, off to go shopping! Diet is finally working and I need some new clothes – Whoo whoo!
- Get your own autographed Oatmeal.
- Wondering about the creepy mummy doll? Found it here. Don’t even ask how I bumped into this page. I’ll be reliving it nightly for some time.