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Dear The Oatmeal (Matt Inman) – Thank you for the Autographed Book

Amy Vansant
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Dear Matthew (The Oatmeal) Inman:

Thank you for the autographed book! I’ve proudly displayed it next to my prize hand-blown octopus and a doll given to me by a gypsy lady last week after I accidentally ran over her foot. She was super nice about it. Not a word of complaint. She GAVE ME A DOLL and then just whispered “thinner” in my ear and hobbled away. What a sweetie.

Anyway, off to go shopping!  Diet is finally working and I need some new clothes – Whoo whoo!

Thanks again!

Amy

 

  • Get your own autographed Oatmeal.
  • Wondering about the creepy mummy doll? Found it here. Don’t even ask how I bumped into this page. I’ll be reliving it nightly for some time.

 

 

Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries.
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  1. Abby

    I am obsessed the “The Oatmeal,” which means I hate you and want to slash your tires right now. However, you are also equal amounts of awesomeness and vengeance, so that would not be a wise choice. Instead, I’ll just be jealous 😉

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    • Amy Vansant

      I paid for the book… I should probably point that out… I’ll add a link to this article – I should have thought of that!

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    • Amy Vansant

      Wasn’t sure how many people would get the old Stephen King reference, but I actually woke up thinking: “I should take a picture of that Oatmeal book with my octopus and a creepy doll.” Which, in itself, is kind of creepy. But you have to do what you have to do!

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