Email This Post HomeHumorDear The Oatmeal (Matt Inman) – Thank you for the Autographed Book Amy Vansant September 1, 2011 Humor 5 Comments Dear Matthew (The Oatmeal) Inman: Thank you for the autographed book! I’ve proudly displayed it next to my prize hand-blown octopus and a doll given to me by a gypsy lady last week after I accidentally ran over her foot. She was super nice about it. Not a word of complaint. She GAVE ME A DOLL and then just whispered “thinner” in my ear and hobbled away. What a sweetie. Anyway, off to go shopping! Diet is finally working and I need some new clothes – Whoo whoo! Thanks again! Amy Get your own autographed Oatmeal. Wondering about the creepy mummy doll? Found it here. Don’t even ask how I bumped into this page. I’ll be reliving it nightly for some time. About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Winners of the name the puppy contest, giveaways and deals - May 17, 2019 Name the puppy in Pineapple 9, BIG giveaway and deals - May 8, 2019 Giant Sale-Going out of Business Closeout, Giveaways and Deals - April 25, 2019 5 Responses Abby September 1, 2011 I am obsessed the “The Oatmeal,” which means I hate you and want to slash your tires right now. However, you are also equal amounts of awesomeness and vengeance, so that would not be a wise choice. Instead, I’ll just be jealous 😉 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant September 1, 2011 I paid for the book… I should probably point that out… I’ll add a link to this article – I should have thought of that! 0 likes Reply Jessica September 1, 2011 the “thinner” comment just made me laugh obnoxiously loud. <3 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant September 1, 2011 Wasn’t sure how many people would get the old Stephen King reference, but I actually woke up thinking: “I should take a picture of that Oatmeal book with my octopus and a creepy doll.” Which, in itself, is kind of creepy. But you have to do what you have to do! 0 likes Reply Courtney September 1, 2011 I love The Oatmeal! Matt is such a creative and.. interesting artist! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!