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Disney Snow White vs. Kristen Stewart Snow White

Hey kids! Here’s a fun quiz about that little giggle-bunny, Kristen Stewart, playing Snow White at a theater near you!  I’ve provided some clips from the Disney version and the new Snow White and the Huntsman version to help you decide.

Which Snow White better mimics a real human being?

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Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries.
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    • Amy Vansant

      You can see it ruffling disney’s skirt in the second picture and she’s raising it a bit to keep from dutch-ovening herself.

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  1. iampisspot

    Ok, so this post cracked me up!

    My girlfriend is OBSESSED with Kristen Stewart. She thinks she is the hottest woman on the planet and has watched every single film she has ever been in, including some shitty kids film, from the nineties.

    I showed her this post this morning, and told her I agreed with you. K-Stew has one facial expression, no matter what movie she is in. It’s the facial expression of someone who is concerned she may have just shit her pants.

    My girlfriend semi-agreed, but still maintains that she is the hottest woman on the planet.

    Pffff.

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    • Amy Vansant

      I always wondered who the hell LIKED Kristen Stewart and now I know it’s your girlfriend! Tell her to cut it out! Without the unkillable twightlight series her wretched career can finally come to a merciful end!

      And the hottest woman on the planet is clearly Charlize Theron.Duh.

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      • iampisspot

        I know, right? There’s actually entire K-Stew fan clubs out there!

        And as for Twilight. Ugh.

        And oh yes, HELLO CHARLIZE THERON!

        Ellen Page is my absolute favourite though.

        Thoughts?

        ps: I apolgise for seemingly turning this comment thread into a lesbo-fest – discussing hot women….

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      • Amy Vansant

        No problem – nothing will bring me more male readers than a lesbo fest discussing hot women! Ellen Page is cute but so young it makes me feel predatory to even think that way!

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      • iampisspot

        Ah yes, I forgot about her age.

        Ooops.

        Actually, I take it all back. HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET?

        Hands down, Jennifer Beals.

        The end.

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      • Amy Vansant

        I’m going to stick with Charlize for now, but you have an argument… Maybe that should be my next poll question. 🙂

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  2. Lance

    Ginny Goodwin plays Snow in Once Upon A Time, the ABC tv show. I watch it with my wife. She’s of the same acting schhol. No range, questionable beauty, and makes you want to watch 1940s cartoons.

    This movie is getting savaged by critics. Your blog post will be remmebered more.

    nice work. Amy

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    • Amy Vansant

      Thank you sir. See – I knew as soon as the “lesbo-fest-discussing-hot-women” started a man would show up. 🙂

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  3. Tracy

    Who the hell are the 3 people who voted for Kristen Stewart (besides iampisspot’s girlfriend)? I’m a Kate Winslet girl myself.

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  4. Santel

    I cannot help much to vote because I didn’t have chance to see Disney’s animated Snow White. But I do agree that the snow white should be performed better.

    Maybe people might feel disappointed with the film but there’s also a good part of the film which is virtual effect, location and production design.

    This not to mention about the beautiful evil Charlize Theron, I expected more good scenes from her indeed.

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