Email This Post HomeHumorDisney Snow White vs. Kristen Stewart Snow White Amy Vansant June 1, 2012 Humor, Visuals 18 Comments Hey kids! Here’s a fun quiz about that little giggle-bunny, Kristen Stewart, playing Snow White at a theater near you! I’ve provided some clips from the Disney version and the new Snow White and the Huntsman version to help you decide. Which Snow White better mimics a real human being? Disney's animated Snow White Kristen Stewart's Snow White View Results Loading ... About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Name a Bar and a Woman in Pineapple Turtles…Win Audible Subscriptions & Deals - December 2, 2019 Pineapple Turtles on pre-order – giveaways and deals - November 24, 2019 Teach Your Dog to Talk, Win a Kindle, Deals & Steals - November 7, 2019 18 Responses Scargosun June 1, 2012 My head exploded when trying to work that one out. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 OOh, Kristen has an emotion for that it looks like… um… well, there it is right there. 0 likes Reply Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd June 2, 2012 Kristen looks like she’s focusing on holding in a fart. Disney Snow White must let them fly, so she’s free to show emotion. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 You can see it ruffling disney’s skirt in the second picture and she’s raising it a bit to keep from dutch-ovening herself. 0 likes Reply iampisspot June 2, 2012 Ok, so this post cracked me up! My girlfriend is OBSESSED with Kristen Stewart. She thinks she is the hottest woman on the planet and has watched every single film she has ever been in, including some shitty kids film, from the nineties. I showed her this post this morning, and told her I agreed with you. K-Stew has one facial expression, no matter what movie she is in. It’s the facial expression of someone who is concerned she may have just shit her pants. My girlfriend semi-agreed, but still maintains that she is the hottest woman on the planet. Pffff. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 I always wondered who the hell LIKED Kristen Stewart and now I know it’s your girlfriend! Tell her to cut it out! Without the unkillable twightlight series her wretched career can finally come to a merciful end! And the hottest woman on the planet is clearly Charlize Theron.Duh. 0 likes Reply iampisspot June 2, 2012 I know, right? There’s actually entire K-Stew fan clubs out there! And as for Twilight. Ugh. And oh yes, HELLO CHARLIZE THERON! Ellen Page is my absolute favourite though. Thoughts? ps: I apolgise for seemingly turning this comment thread into a lesbo-fest – discussing hot women…. 0 likes Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 No problem – nothing will bring me more male readers than a lesbo fest discussing hot women! Ellen Page is cute but so young it makes me feel predatory to even think that way! 0 likes iampisspot June 2, 2012 Ah yes, I forgot about her age. Ooops. Actually, I take it all back. HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET? Hands down, Jennifer Beals. The end. 0 likes Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 I’m going to stick with Charlize for now, but you have an argument… Maybe that should be my next poll question. 🙂 0 likes iampisspot June 2, 2012 Definitely! 0 likes Lance June 2, 2012 Ginny Goodwin plays Snow in Once Upon A Time, the ABC tv show. I watch it with my wife. She’s of the same acting schhol. No range, questionable beauty, and makes you want to watch 1940s cartoons. This movie is getting savaged by critics. Your blog post will be remmebered more. nice work. Amy 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 Thank you sir. See – I knew as soon as the “lesbo-fest-discussing-hot-women” started a man would show up. 🙂 0 likes Reply Tracy June 2, 2012 Who the hell are the 3 people who voted for Kristen Stewart (besides iampisspot’s girlfriend)? I’m a Kate Winslet girl myself. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 I was wondering myself. Some twitlights must have stumbled onto my site… 0 likes Reply Raymond June 3, 2012 I came over here looking for 7 Taylor Lautners. What gives? 🙂 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 4, 2012 Ha! Excellent! 0 likes Reply Santel June 6, 2012 I cannot help much to vote because I didn’t have chance to see Disney’s animated Snow White. But I do agree that the snow white should be performed better. Maybe people might feel disappointed with the film but there’s also a good part of the film which is virtual effect, location and production design. This not to mention about the beautiful evil Charlize Theron, I expected more good scenes from her indeed. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!
Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 OOh, Kristen has an emotion for that it looks like… um… well, there it is right there. 0 likes Reply
Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd June 2, 2012 Kristen looks like she’s focusing on holding in a fart. Disney Snow White must let them fly, so she’s free to show emotion. 0 likes Reply
Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 You can see it ruffling disney’s skirt in the second picture and she’s raising it a bit to keep from dutch-ovening herself. 0 likes Reply
iampisspot June 2, 2012 Ok, so this post cracked me up! My girlfriend is OBSESSED with Kristen Stewart. She thinks she is the hottest woman on the planet and has watched every single film she has ever been in, including some shitty kids film, from the nineties. I showed her this post this morning, and told her I agreed with you. K-Stew has one facial expression, no matter what movie she is in. It’s the facial expression of someone who is concerned she may have just shit her pants. My girlfriend semi-agreed, but still maintains that she is the hottest woman on the planet. Pffff. 0 likes Reply
Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 I always wondered who the hell LIKED Kristen Stewart and now I know it’s your girlfriend! Tell her to cut it out! Without the unkillable twightlight series her wretched career can finally come to a merciful end! And the hottest woman on the planet is clearly Charlize Theron.Duh. 0 likes Reply
iampisspot June 2, 2012 I know, right? There’s actually entire K-Stew fan clubs out there! And as for Twilight. Ugh. And oh yes, HELLO CHARLIZE THERON! Ellen Page is my absolute favourite though. Thoughts? ps: I apolgise for seemingly turning this comment thread into a lesbo-fest – discussing hot women…. 0 likes
Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 No problem – nothing will bring me more male readers than a lesbo fest discussing hot women! Ellen Page is cute but so young it makes me feel predatory to even think that way! 0 likes
iampisspot June 2, 2012 Ah yes, I forgot about her age. Ooops. Actually, I take it all back. HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET? Hands down, Jennifer Beals. The end. 0 likes
Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 I’m going to stick with Charlize for now, but you have an argument… Maybe that should be my next poll question. 🙂 0 likes
Lance June 2, 2012 Ginny Goodwin plays Snow in Once Upon A Time, the ABC tv show. I watch it with my wife. She’s of the same acting schhol. No range, questionable beauty, and makes you want to watch 1940s cartoons. This movie is getting savaged by critics. Your blog post will be remmebered more. nice work. Amy 0 likes Reply
Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 Thank you sir. See – I knew as soon as the “lesbo-fest-discussing-hot-women” started a man would show up. 🙂 0 likes Reply
Tracy June 2, 2012 Who the hell are the 3 people who voted for Kristen Stewart (besides iampisspot’s girlfriend)? I’m a Kate Winslet girl myself. 0 likes Reply
Amy Vansant June 2, 2012 I was wondering myself. Some twitlights must have stumbled onto my site… 0 likes Reply
Santel June 6, 2012 I cannot help much to vote because I didn’t have chance to see Disney’s animated Snow White. But I do agree that the snow white should be performed better. Maybe people might feel disappointed with the film but there’s also a good part of the film which is virtual effect, location and production design. This not to mention about the beautiful evil Charlize Theron, I expected more good scenes from her indeed. 0 likes Reply
