Email This Post HomeHumorDrinking Makes You a Comic Genius Amy Vansant January 1, 2014 Humor, Women's Humor 4 Comments Mike and I stayed up until midnight last night for the first time in years. No particular reason. I guess because Jenny McCarthy was a train wreck and we couldn’t look away. When we went to bed shortly after midnight, I heard Mike mumble. Me: What? Mike: I have a funny blog idea for you. Me: Ok… Mike: A man gets pulled over by cop. The cop says “you smell like alcohol.” The guy says, that’s my kid that smells like alcohol.” … Did I mention there’s a kid in the car? Me: No. Mike: Oh, there’s a baby in the front seat. Anyway, the cop says, “You smell like alcohol.” And the guy says, “That’s my kid that smells like alcohol.” …The kid is like four or five years old. Did I say that? Me: You said it was a baby, but whew, that’s a lot better. Babies shouldn’t smell like alcohol, but a four year-old, that makes a lot more sense. Mike: Right. Well, it doesn’t matter. But the kid is like four or five. Anyway, the cop says, “You smell like alcohol.” And the guy says, “That’s my kid that smells like alcohol.” And then the cop tells him he has to put the kid in the trunk before he can keep driving. Me: — Mike: — Me: Is that it? Mike: It was funnier in my head. Me: Why would a cop ask someone to put their kid in the trunk of a car? Mike: Because… because… Me: Because he smells like alcohol? Mike: Yes! Me: He’s a kid, not an open container. Mike: Yes! That’s what makes it funny. Me: — Mike: It was funnier in my head. About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Reptile Housewives of Jupiter, Giveaway and Book Deals - June 20, 2019 JupUp? Turtles, crabs and birds (oh my) in Jupiter Florida, Giveaway and Book Deals - June 15, 2019 Local Ebay is a Nightmare, Book Giveaway – Steals & Deals - June 2, 2019 4 Responses bluzdude January 1, 2014 The kids should be in the trunk, regardless of what they smell like. 1 likes Reply Suzanne Lucas January 1, 2014 Lol, your muse gets creative at night. And he must be awesome at telling jokes, too. 🙂 Happy New Year! 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant January 1, 2014 Usually better than that, yes… 0 likes Melissa Marie January 1, 2014 I laughed until I cried for about 5 minutes over the word “dangle” during a game of pictionary. Champagne is neat. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!