Email This Post HomeHumorFake BuzzFeed Headline Generator Amy Vansant October 30, 2013 Humor 10 Comments OMG! BuzzFeed Sucks. It’s arguable that no site on the Internet is more actively evil than BuzzFeed.com. One of BuzzFeed’s REAL Headlines was “13 Potatoes That Look Like Channing Tatum.” It was literally 13 pictures of potatoes next to pictures of Channing’s face. It was shared on Facebook 10,000 times. I considered writing an article called “55 Ways BuzzFeed is Using Kitten Photos to Destroy the World” and filling it with super obvious statements stretched into repetitive lists, featuring stolen content and chock full of clicking opportunities that target demographic groups I can then exploit for advertising dollars… but I don’t have the attention span for that sort of nonsense anymore. Instead, I’ve created a Fake BuzzFeed Headline Generator! Whee!! Share your Fake BuzzFeed Headlines below to be added into the generator! Special thanks to my programmer dude, Norm, for programming the functionality and Molly for getting my headlines rolling! Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Book Release – You want The Girl Who Wants (I promise) - September 9, 2020 My Zoo: Critter videos: Bobcats, Armadillos, Tortoises oh my, giveaway and book deals - August 27, 2020 Pineapple Hurricane Finally 99c, My New Exercise, Win Kindles - August 19, 2020 10 Responses maab October 30, 2013 12 Underoo-Wearing Topless Celeb Photos At the Opening of Planet Hollywood Pittsfield 0 likes Reply Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Point October 30, 2013 I did several and this was by far my favorite: “63 Muppets with Human Hands Swearing in Sign-Language” 0 likes Reply Michele Drier October 30, 2013 My favorite: 78 Photos That Have Absolutely Fucking Nothing to Do with This Story. Boy I wish I’d had this when I was a newspaper editor! Then again, we were a family paper. 0 likes Reply Cordelia October 31, 2013 Freakin’ brilliant: 99 Seasonal Disorders That Make Excellent Names for Lipstick Colors 63 Really Obvious Things We’ve Conveniently Listed in a Convenient List I think the 2nd one is a particularly insightful commentary on SEO headline generation in general. 🙂 0 likes Reply Raymond November 5, 2013 16 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus’ Hamsters Are Sexier than Yours And I thought there were only 15. (This is awesome!!) 0 likes Reply When I Blink November 6, 2013 Lord have mercy, this made me laugh… I put something on BuzzFeed one time. Because everyone kept saying, “put the penguins on BuzzFeed!” So I did. But I never did understand what was so great about it. Eh, I probably did it wrong. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant November 7, 2013 You should have done daily kittens with Channing Tatum’s face. Plus… they probably would prefer to just steal them from you. No fun if you give them to them! 0 likes Reply Cheryl November 14, 2013 THANK YOU. Someone had to say this. Also, someone had to say “101 Incredibly Moving Stories About Cats Told By a Pit Bull Hand Puppet.” 0 likes Reply Mike November 16, 2013 I love it. I was actually thinking of doing this myself but you beat me to it and did a far better job. Brava. You should make a fake twitter account that randomly tweets these article titles. I would follow it. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant November 17, 2013 Hm. I can’t bear the thought of having another account (especially starting one from scratch!) but I probably should tweet one of these a day. Thank you for pointing that out! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!