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  1. cj

    If I had to choose a favorite part of the post, it would be ” the dog, who sneaks off and humps my pillow whenever he gets frustrated. (I didn’t say we weren’t both idiots.)”, but the entire thing is a gem. I am so happy that there is a married couple as stupid as we are. We really ought to have the first Stupid Olympics this summer. No one watches the real ones anyhow.

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    • Amy Vansant

      I’m afraid taking Mike to a “stupid-off” would be like coming to a gun fight with a nuclear weapon. HE IS UNBEATABLE. Honestly, you have no idea. I spend half the time laughing and the other half looking for valium. 🙂

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    • Amy Vansant

      As a long time nerd I have plenty of spares here… I’ll send you a dozen! 🙂

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  2. Tammy R

    The details of this “adventure” really brought it to life, Amy. It is so helpful to get a glimpse inside your marriage. It makes me feel that we are not alone in this world of wackiness, that we are ok and can put off therapy for another week or two. I really, really wish the lighting were better because to see The Falcon’s face as he “turns to the camera and smiles like a lunatic.”

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    • Amy Vansant

      Thank you… the only upside of the lighting is that if you could actually SEE him, he probably would have made me promise not to post it. Because it was dark he figured I wouldn’t so I was able to sneak it up here before he could stop me!

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  3. Lance

    judging by your acting, I assume you were the Snowman, you know The Falcon and the Snowman?

    Okay, I don’t deserve a wine t-shirt.

    BTW, it is weird I’m watching this again because I laughed so hard,

    hilarious

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    • Amy Vansant

      It’s such a shitty quality video but the sound of other people laughing is so infectious I figured it was worth it! (since I’m clearly hysterical during the attack). Thanks! And since I’ve just started my summer diet, I suppose I am sort of snowman shaped!

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  4. SarcasticNinja

    To be fair, representing a maniacally grinning, fully clothed, tickling porn star called Falcon shows some imagination!

    Also, “The Falcon Tickler” does sound like it could be a sex toy. Either that or the failed sequel to The Horse Whisperer.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Little known animal professionals The Falcon Tickler. That’s hilarious! I so want to steal that – it’s got McSweeneys article all over it!

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  5. Lois Smith

    Crazy laughter! Hilarious!

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  6. slapshot

    Now I see the problem. You see, my ex wife never called me an Idiot Savant, she just said I was an idiot. Maybe, if I’d been better at it, we’d still be married… or not.

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