Email This Post HomeHumorFlorida is a Jungle, Shortbread Recipe, Fantasy Giveaway and Book Deals Amy Vansant September 11, 2019 Humor 2 Comments Florida is a Jungle I basically live in a zoo now. The other day Mike and I were in the pool watching (at the same time) two gopher tortoises chase each other back and forth, an osprey fly overhead, a million lizards jump around the fence, a land crab skitter around: And then later that night we found a new friend clinging to the window: But gosh…it sure is pretty. This is pretty much every morning during our walk: Almond Flour Cookies I’ve been on a Keto-ish diet for getting close to a year now (lost 20+ lbs!) and while I’m not a psycho Keto person, I will say it’s the only thing that helped me lose that pesky 20 I’d been trying to lose for about five years. Mostly because it requires almost no self control, which makes it perfect for me. How hard is a diet that still lets you eat bacon, vodka and liverwurst?? I still like something sweet at the end of the day though, so I tweaked butter almond-flour shortbread recipe I found online and now I have my cookie after dinner (or four) without worrying it’s too ‘carby.’ Almond flour items have a texture you have to get used to, but they’re pretty good! 2 1/2 cups Blanched almond flour 7 tbsp Butter (softened) 3/4 cup coconut palm sugar 1 tsp Vanilla extract Small bag of dark chocolate chips (no sugar added) Basically you just beat the butter and sugar until it is fluffy, add the vanilla, and slowly add the almond flour. I threw in the chocolate chips for fun, but you don’t have to. I don’t even mess with “cookies” — I just spread it in a Pam’d cookie tray as a giant square of yum. They don’t spread though, so whatever shape you want them in, make sure they start out that way! Bake: 350 for 12 minutes Win up to 20+ Fantasy eBooks! (2) Grand Prize “Gift Baskets” of ALL eBooks! (20+) Winners of Individual eBooks (randomly selected titles) Start Date: 09-01-2019End Date: 09-30-2019 The Rejected Writers Bookclub By Suzanne Kelman Usual Price: 3.99 Sale: .99 Librarian Janet Johnson is practically dragged on a crazy roadtrip with The Rejected Writers Book Club where they will face their fears, snowstorms, landslides, haunted houses, handsome strangers, all the time having the time of their lives. Amazon|BN Start Date: 09-01-2019End Date: 09-30-2019 Rejected Writers Take the Stage By Suzanne Kelman Usual Price: 3.99 Sale: .99 The bank is foreclosing on Annies farm. Doris declares a solution: a musical extravaganza. Janet as their reluctant director— a hypochondriac costume designer, a pyrotechnics enthusiast, and a very pregnant daughter. What could possibly go wrong? Amazon|BN Start Date: 09-01-2019End Date: 08-30-2019 The Rejected Writers’ Christmas Wedding By Suzanne Kelman Usual Price: 2.99 Sale: .99 The Rejected Writers set off on yet another zany road trip adventure, this time to a make-believe Bavarian town. Where they meet lederhosen clad, young men, are entertained by oompah bands, go on wild sleigh rides, and sing in a yodeling competition. Amazon|BN Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Pineapple Hurricane is Released + Even More Giveaways (three chances to win a kindle) - June 4, 2020 Too Many Book Deals, Steals, Kindle Giveaways… - May 27, 2020 Name the Hurricane Winners, Win a Kindle + Books - May 19, 2020 2 Responses Donia Key September 11, 2019 Luv the critters, luv the recipe and luv the books. 0 likes Reply Barbara September 11, 2019 Sounds wonderful. Living near the mountains, once in a while I get to see deer and elk in town, even came face to face with a baby bear one time. There are also mountain lions around, but haven’t seen one yet. Wish I was in a warmer climate though. Florida weather sounds better than snow. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply to Donia Key Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!