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My Foot-in-Mouth Disease

The other day I came back from running an errand to find an unfamiliar car in the driveway. I knew we had a guy coming over to give us a quote on a new HVAC system—so no big surprise.
As I parked elsewhere and walked up my path, my husband Mike appeared at the door.
“You can see Bob’s here.”
“Yep,” I said, entering the house. “I pieced that together. I write mysteries for a living, you know.”
“I just didn’t want you to think I had my mistress here,” he said, joking.
I laughed and joked back. “Mistress? I’d hope she had a nicer car than that!”
I said this at the top of my lungs….as I came around the corner to find Bob at our kitchen table staring at me. 
You remember Bob. The guy with the crappy car.
Smooth as always. It’s like my superpower.
I slapped a frozen smile on my face while my brain calculated which would be better:
  1. Explain to Bob I’d meant I hoped only a fabulously rich woman tooling around in an Aston Martin or something could steal Mike away from me…or…
  2. Run away.

Somehow joking about my husband’s imaginary rich mistress with someone who maybe didn’t even hear Mike’s original joke seemed like a minefield, so I pivoted and bolted to the back of the house, never to be seen by Bob again.

But I’m thinking that HVAC quote could have been better…

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10 Responses

  1. Christine

    You are not alone. When I get up in the morning I let the dogs out, get a cup of tea and wind up on the couch with a dog in my lap and my kindle in hand. Today I remembered why I never do anything other than read early in the morning. Reading is safer until I’m fully functional.

    I saw a post from Lost Pets in my area. The picture showed the dog was being cared for at my vet who is close by and being involved in dog rescue, I quickly posted the picture after writing, “Do you know this dog?” One small problem …..The original picture was 3 years old.

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  2. Latifa Howard

    I guess he said you are going to finance his new car purchase.

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  3. Ricki Crane

    You do all realize that that’s the guy from the beer commercial

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  4. MelodyJ

    The price in the quote will help with the new car. I agree with the earlier poster. That is funny.

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  5. Jennifer Lynn Roche

    I love your story at least you had a witty sense of humor perhaps Bob might not agree but my husband and I kid around like that all the time except no third party is usually around to hear our banter. Might be time to check out a new HVAC company!😆

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  6. Aimee

    Ouch!

    I thought I was the only one with foot-in-mouth disease! I find myself in the predicament more often than I should admit. Which is usually followed by the nervous giggles when the tape has been played back in my brain.

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