Email This Post HomeHumorHangover Express Commercial Amy Vansant May 15, 2011 Humor 3 Comments Mike decided our town needs a new delivery company. The usual array of pizza and cheesesteaks just don’t cut it. We started working on the commercial: Ring! Ring! Hangover Express Employee: (whispering) Hangover Express, how can we help you? Hungover Dude: I’d like to order a dozen donuts, a cheesesteak, fries and a dozen crabs. Hangover Express Employee: Certainly sir, anything else? Hungover Dude: 2 bottles of pepto. And my ID. I left it somewhere. Hangover Express Employee: Certainly! You get a side with that, sir. Do you want asprin, Aleve, or a six pack of airplane vodkas? Hungover Dude: Vodkas, please. Hangover Express Employee: Of course. Where should we deliver this? Hungover Dude: I don’t know. There’s a girl. And some cats. Hangover Express Employee: We have you on GPS. We’ll be there in 10 minutes! Hungover Dude: Thank you Hangover Express! (sound of vomiting) About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) A Screaming Bobcat, Another Free Book, Giveaway, Steals & Deals! - February 5, 2020 A Thank You & Free Short Story, Pineapple Disco 99c, Win a Kindle Reader - January 30, 2020 Two Big Favors (YOU can get me on TV), Giveaways and Deals - January 22, 2020 3 Responses Amy May 15, 2011 Where do we sign up to invest? 0 likes Reply Abby May 15, 2011 If there are unidentified girls and random cats, crabs might be something he’s trying to get rid of… 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant May 15, 2011 I wish my own blog had a “like” button, because then I could just “like” that comment instead of writing HA! That being said: Ha! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!