Mike decided our town needs a new delivery company. The usual array of pizza and cheesesteaks just don’t cut it. We started working on the commercial:

Ring! Ring!

Hangover Express Employee: (whispering) Hangover Express, how can we help you?

Hungover Dude: I’d like to order a dozen donuts, a cheesesteak, fries and a dozen crabs.

Hangover Express Employee: Certainly sir, anything else?

Hungover Dude: 2 bottles of pepto. And my ID. I left it somewhere.

Hangover Express Employee: Certainly! You get a side with that, sir. Do you want asprin, Aleve, or a six pack of airplane vodkas?

Hungover Dude: Vodkas, please.

Hangover Express Employee: Of course. Where should we deliver this?

Hungover Dude: I don’t know. There’s a girl. And some cats.

Hangover Express Employee: We have you on GPS. We’ll be there in 10 minutes!

Hungover Dude: Thank you Hangover Express!

(sound of vomiting)

 

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   Amy May 15, 2011

   Where do we sign up to invest?

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   Abby May 15, 2011

   If there are unidentified girls and random cats, crabs might be something he’s trying to get rid of…

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   Amy Vansant May 15, 2011

   I wish my own blog had a “like” button, because then I could just “like” that comment instead of writing HA! That being said: Ha!

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