Happy 4th of July – Drink Up!

Happy Independence Day!

Looks like I’ll be declaring my independence from sobriety. I don’t want to look like an idiot drinking from the 4th of July Svedka bottle on July 5th. How gouche.

I wonder if Independence Day with Will Smith is on today.

Just kidding, of course it is.


And for the parents who sneak here when no one is looking, I’ve written a joke for the kiddies.

“Why do you we cook on a barbecue instead of an oven on the 4th of July?”

(here’s where you say “Why?” I’ll just assume you did.)

“Because FIRE WORKS!”


No, I haven’t started drinking, yet. Why do you ask?


Amy Vansant
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7 Responses

  1. Abby

    I’ve declared independence from productivity. It’s like most Wednesdays, except I’m doing it from home.

    Have a great holiday!


  2. Abby

    It’s going to be 99 degrees today. Uncle June is in hiding. I am soon to join him.



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