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Happy 4th of July – Drink Up!

Happy Independence Day!

Looks like I’ll be declaring my independence from sobriety. I don’t want to look like an idiot drinking from the 4th of July Svedka bottle on July 5th. How gouche.

I wonder if Independence Day with Will Smith is on today.

Just kidding, of course it is.


And for the parents who sneak here when no one is looking, I’ve written a joke for the kiddies.

“Why do you we cook on a barbecue instead of an oven on the 4th of July?”

(here’s where you say “Why?” I’ll just assume you did.)

“Because FIRE WORKS!”


No, I haven’t started drinking, yet. Why do you ask?


Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries.
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