Email This Post HomeHumorHappy 4th of July – Drink Up! Amy Vansant July 4, 2012 Humor, Visuals 7 Comments Happy Independence Day! Looks like I’ll be declaring my independence from sobriety. I don’t want to look like an idiot drinking from the 4th of July Svedka bottle on July 5th. How gouche. I wonder if Independence Day with Will Smith is on today. Just kidding, of course it is. And for the parents who sneak here when no one is looking, I’ve written a joke for the kiddies. “Why do you we cook on a barbecue instead of an oven on the 4th of July?” (here’s where you say “Why?” I’ll just assume you did.) “Because FIRE WORKS!” Ha! No, I haven’t started drinking, yet. Why do you ask? About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) A Screaming Bobcat, Another Free Book, Giveaway, Steals & Deals! - February 5, 2020 A Thank You & Free Short Story, Pineapple Disco 99c, Win a Kindle Reader - January 30, 2020 Two Big Favors (YOU can get me on TV), Giveaways and Deals - January 22, 2020 7 Responses Abby July 4, 2012 I’ve declared independence from productivity. It’s like most Wednesdays, except I’m doing it from home. Have a great holiday! 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant July 4, 2012 You have a good 4th too, hopefully it is cooler up by you. Say Cheers to Uncle June! 0 likes Reply Abby July 4, 2012 It’s going to be 99 degrees today. Uncle June is in hiding. I am soon to join him. 0 likes Reply Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Point July 5, 2012 Those Swedes sure do know how to party. And apparently really know how to celebrate America’s independence too? 0 likes Reply Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] July 9, 2012 This makes no sense, but I’m pretty sure that’s the point. DRINK UP! 0 likes Reply Jen Has A Pen July 14, 2012 Fess up. Mike wrote the joke, didn’t he? 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant July 14, 2012 No! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!