Happy Independence Day!
Looks like I’ll be declaring my independence from sobriety. I don’t want to look like an idiot drinking from the 4th of July Svedka bottle on July 5th. How gouche.
I wonder if Independence Day with Will Smith is on today.
Just kidding, of course it is.
And for the parents who sneak here when no one is looking, I’ve written a joke for the kiddies.
“Why do you we cook on a barbecue instead of an oven on the 4th of July?”
(here’s where you say “Why?” I’ll just assume you did.)
“Because FIRE WORKS!”
Ha!
No, I haven’t started drinking, yet. Why do you ask?
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I’ve declared independence from productivity. It’s like most Wednesdays, except I’m doing it from home.
Have a great holiday!
You have a good 4th too, hopefully it is cooler up by you. Say Cheers to Uncle June!
It’s going to be 99 degrees today. Uncle June is in hiding. I am soon to join him.
Those Swedes sure do know how to party. And apparently really know how to celebrate America’s independence too?
This makes no sense, but I’m pretty sure that’s the point.
DRINK UP!
Fess up. Mike wrote the joke, didn’t he?
No!