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  1. Lance

    My wife, The Bobina, isn’t a genius as much as she’s a witch. She charms/spells everyone into believing what she says and getting her way. Honestly, it’s freaky and sexy and awesome.

    On our way back from Mexico two years ago, she put food, vanilla spices (bought on the street), and a ring in her luggage. It went unchecked and Bobina never acted nervous.

    I realize she;s blond, busty, and has a great big smile, but still, the woman has supernatural abilities.

    Hilarious story

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  2. Amy Vansant

    It’s the busts. I was so amazed at their supernatural abilities I went out and bought myself a pair. TOTALLY worth it.

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  3. DogsOnDrugs.com

    That’s amazingly tolerant for a customs official. Seriously.

    “But this powder isn’t cocaine, right sir?”

    WTF?

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    • Amy Vansant

      I was totally shocked – but that’s what made it SO much funnier when Mr. Slick just didn’t get it.

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  4. Jeane

    I almost feel sorry for him…completely shot over the head. It is hard to feel so short but hell yeah…that’s that best time to kick them!
    I love this post…great writing and hysterical description! Thanks.

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  5. Groost

    I was a Captain Olivious like that at school. My teacher sent me to the dean to get a detention, on the word of another student, telling him I was the one talking in class, when it was someone else. I tried to explain this to the dean. The dean kept telling me that she didn’t think I was one of her students, that she thought I wasn’t in her jurisdiction. I kept saying “No, I’m one of your students.” and then kept trying to explain that the other student lied. After about 5 times of trying to get me out of her office by saying I’m not her student, she finally just gave me the detention. — I wish I had picked up on the fact she was trying to help me leave without it! *BUDERR*

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  6. Jen

    This was hilarious. It’s like a scene from Dumb and Dumber. I think you should send it in to Modern Family and see if they run with it.

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  7. William

    Hey nice story!
    Maybe the officer was actually a cigar aficionado and really disappointed to have to destroy them 😉

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  8. annonces plans cul

    I’m not sure exactly why but this blog is loading incredibly slow for me.

    Is anyone else having this issue or is it a issue on my end?
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  10. larissa

    Definitely a humorous story! It must’ve been quite a little adventure, especially experiencing all of that! Thanks so much for sharing!

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  11. Christina

    Your brother-in-law has a very clever way of ensuring he has drinks available. Gary’s laugh at the end really puts the finishing touch on your story.

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