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19 Responses

  1. SarcasticNinja

    I always thought that cactus at my friend’s place looked suspicious! That explains the invitations to her “Sexy Succulent Plant” parties.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Oh ALWAYS beware of the Sexy Succulent Plant Parties. They’re only slightly better than Tupperware Parties.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Maybe I should start a re-purposing decorating blog… sanitary napkins turned into sofas… breast pumps as aquarium equipment…

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  2. Tim Sayles

    Ah, so THAT’s what I can do with my nipple clamps. Brilliant!

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  3. Winopants

    The cactus idea is genius until one of your regular friends comes over and you have to hide it- the phrase “bury the cactus” would take on a whole other meaning

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  4. Jen

    I read an article a few years ago about vibrators designed to look like objects for the coffee table. They could hide in plain site. Ick! How do you tell your guest he might not want to look too closely at the bauble next to the People Magazine?

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  5. Tea

    This is exactly the type of conversation I can see myself having with my own grandmother. Over copious amounts of gin. This reminds me, I should call her.

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  6. Abby

    The cactus deal looks like an old time cowboy flipping the double bird, no? But it is very festive and I can even picture it decorated for the holidays and everything.

    If it was a standard vibrator model, I’m thinking she could claim it doubles as a portable blender/milk frother thing? Drop it in the drink and voila! Shake, rattle and roll.

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  7. beduwen

    Too funny! Reminds me of the day my 8YO came in wearing a funny looking ring he had “found” on the street. (mmm hmmm) It was a soft, squishy red plastic with an interesting spiked knob on it. I didn’t pay much attention, til later, when I saw it on the table. I picked it up to have a closer look, and BAM I realized what it was. DH and I got a good laugh out of it. I still wonder which neighbor it might have belonged to!

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  8. Jennifer Mayer

    Lmao, the vibrator cactus is too funny. Just be sure you get a green one, or people might get suspicious!

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