Email This Post HomeHumorI’m writing Kilty, but Pineapple is stalking me…Beach Read Giveaway & Deals Amy Vansant July 1, 2019 Humor 5 Comments When your books stalk you… I’m currently working on the fifth Kilty book… but Pineapple Port (who I was kind enough to write two in a row for…) is acting like a jealous lover. First of all, I moved to a neighborhood with an HOA, and one of the few approved lights is this one: How could I not get it? Then Etsy sent me a note saying because I’d looked at them before I might want to know about these silver pineapple earrings… which I did… so I bought them… I hate how smart online marketing is these days. We can literally look at something on one site and end up with ads about that thing on every site we visit for months… If you like them too, you can find them here. They’re sterling silver and only $20! And then the other day Mike and I were talking a walk on the beach and spotted this just sitting there…watching me… How is that possible? Did my Pineapple Port series ask for advice from my Slightly Stalky series?? Did I show you the sign I see every day when I drive into my new neighborhood? BEACH READS GIVEAWAY! Win enough books to last you the rest of the summer! Win eBooks or a Paperback! BOOK DEALS & STEALS Start Date: 06-18-2019End Date: 07-09-2019 Murder in…: Ghostly Hitchhiker Books 1-3 By Rodney Strong Usual Price: 3.99 Sale: FREE on Kindle Unlimited Oliver Atkinson doesn’t believe in ghosts. That’s okay, they don’t particularly believe in him either, and they still need his help to solve murders in this funny paranormal cozy series. Amazon Start Date: 03-25-2019End Date: 07-30-2019 Summer Snoops UNLEASHED! By Colleen Mooney Usual Price: 4.99 Sale: .99 Howlingly good reads for the dog days of summer-from bestselling authors. Solve the mystery as our snoops leash the criminals. Fetch it now for $.99 at www.summersnoops.com to order. All proceeds go to help three animal shelters help senior pets! |Kobo Link|BN|Apple iBooks|Website Start Date: 06-29-2019End Date: 07-13-2019 Down with the Dance (Middle School Mayhem Book 1) By C.T. Walsh Usual Price: .99 Sale: FREE Middle School Mayhem: Down with the Dance is the first book in this action-packed, hilarious series. Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin’s brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic gifts and the family butt-chin, meaning their parents love Derek more than Austin, or so it seems. Join Austin on his journey through the tumultuous waters of middle school as he navigates the swampy and undeodorized hallways and explores the depths of the cafeteria’s seafood surprise. Oh, and someone is plotting to take down the Halloween Dance, the one that Austin has his sights set on, so he can take Sophie Rodriguez, a girl way out of his league, but who doesn’t seem to know it. Can he stay one step ahead of the new principal who has it out for him? Will Austin figure out who the perpetrators are? Will he save the dance in time? Will he wear a diaper on a stakeout? This first in a planned series of twelve will have you ROFLing like you never have before. The funny and fast-paced nature of this series is meant for middle grade and early young adult readers. Beware! This series has the tendency to turn reluctant readers into eager ones. Amazon |Kobo Link|BN|Apple iBooks|Website About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Teach Your Dog to Talk, Win a Kindle, Deals & Steals - November 7, 2019 Winners of the Name the Skull Contest, Book Giveaways & Deals - October 29, 2019 The Vultures Show Up, Cool Furniture – Book Giveaways and Deals - October 15, 2019 5 Responses KATHERINE ZIMMERMAN July 1, 2019 So it’s true Amy, these stories tell themselves through you. In my world we call these signs synchronisity and, yes, you are being stalked. Just write their stories and everyone will be safe and happy. ~Katherine 1 likes Reply Sandra Brown July 1, 2019 I read the Pineapple Port stories as soon as they come out and am awaiting your next one. Keep up the good work! I hope the stalkers are all friendly reminders that we need more stories. Thanks for the great characters and craziness. 1 likes Reply Cheryl July 1, 2019 Oh I love those pineapples everywhere! What an adorable sign you see everyday. 0 likes Reply Jeanine July 2, 2019 Probably just the universe telling you it’s time to buckle down and get another Pineapple Port story going!! 0 likes Reply Nancy July 3, 2019 I want more pineapple mysteries please. They are hard to put down but I’m caught up and would love more. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!