Email This Post HomeHumorVisualsKate Moss Dior Addict Campaign Rejects Amy Vansant April 3, 2012 Visuals 12 Comments First, I’d like to apologize for accidentally posting (and consequently emailing all my subscribers) the post that is really just my gibberish of ideas…AGAIN. I think that is about the third time I’ve done that. I spent half the day yesterday with a s’more stuck in my hair, so you can imagine I’m not always the most self-aware person on the planet and, as my mother would say, “a bit of a dizz-bang.” To make it up to you, I give you this… Dior is going for a new “truth in advertising” slant, using “Cocaine Kate” Moss for their new lipstick line “Addict.” This is either brilliantly ironic or doomed to bring up a lot of unwanted Google search results of Kate looking like something the cat dragged in after an all night party with one of her various loser rocker ex-boyfriends, like this charmer on the right… Here’s the real Dior ad… What you don’t know, is a LOT of other people tried to get this coveted ad spot. Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Book Release – You want The Girl Who Wants (I promise) - September 9, 2020 My Zoo: Critter videos: Bobcats, Armadillos, Tortoises oh my, giveaway and book deals - August 27, 2020 Pineapple Hurricane Finally 99c, My New Exercise, Win Kindles - August 19, 2020 12 Responses Lance April 3, 2012 Whenever I hear the song “On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone” by Dr Hook I always think of Kate Moss because of the line “got a girl named Cocaine Katie”. The Kim Kardashian one is the funniest. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant April 4, 2012 I was fond of that one as well… 0 likes Reply Abby April 3, 2012 You better be careful. Madge is going to come and kick your ass. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant April 4, 2012 No worries with this killer labradoodle…who’s scared of his own shadow… 0 likes Reply David April 3, 2012 Funny, scary and unnerving all at once and all before my second cup of Joe. Damn if Kate doesn’t look like she is completely undone. Well, that’ll teach me to be ironic. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant April 4, 2012 My work here is done. 0 likes Reply Stacey April 3, 2012 The Angelina Jolie one made me laugh so hard. These are brilliant. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant April 4, 2012 Thanks! 0 likes Reply Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd April 4, 2012 I like the Angelina and the Storm Troopers. The Twilight tattoos are really, really scary. What happens if she loses weight? Will they look like deflated balloons? 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant April 4, 2012 I’d have to guess losing weight is far down on her list of worries. 0 likes Reply iampisspot April 12, 2012 Ok, that Twilight tattoo picture is seriously effed up, I just want to ask “WHY?” And also, is it me or do Madonna’s arms looks like penises? 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant April 12, 2012 Had to hop right back and check out Madonna’s arms… and you’re not wrong… Maybe she figures when she’s too old to cougar hispanic men, at least she’ll have her own. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!