Email This Post HomeHumorDog HumorKilty Conscience released and if it weren’t for bad luck… Amy Vansant May 16, 2017 Dog Humor, Fiction, Humor 1 Comment What a week… I’m having one of those weeks where you’re afraid to say I’m having one of those weeks aloud for fear the black cloud that was finally drifting away hears you and swings back for a second downpour. Nothing serious, just a lot of grrr… and what?! and oh no… For instance, I discovered why they have special products for dishwashers and you can’t just use Dawn when you run out of Cascade. SUDS ————> Poison Ivy I also discovered the dog has been rubbing up against poison ivy growing through the fence and then running right to me to demand pets. Now I have a ring of itch around my hips like a hula skirt I can’t shake. (I’m guessing I itched my hip after touching him and it spread around my waistband. Clever little plant.) But I can’t be mad at Gordon, because he’s too cute. And he REALLY likes bananas. He snuggled with the plate we used to give them to him when he was done eating. In Other Good News… The second book in the Kilty series has been released – whoo whoo! Kilty Conscience While investigating the kidnapping of an actor’s child, Broch suspects a woman at the scene is the beauty who’s been haunting his dreams. Worried his reoccurring fantasies are memories of a former life in nineteenth-century Scotland, he vows to discover if the mysterious Fiona is his true love. Catriona is left confused by both her step-father’s dramatic recount of her appearance in his life and her time-traveling Highlander’s waning affections. She devotes herself to the case — only to discover her romantic rival might hold the key to her own mysterious past. Want to win some money? I have a new thing on my AXP book website: AXP READER LAND. All my giveaways and free books/promotions are there waiting for you always now. I have a new one where you can win $20 gift cards for following authors on Amazon or BookBub or other social media sites. You get an entry for each one you do! Go win money now! And as always… my weekly book giveaway, This week, Women’s Fiction – Lots of good-looking books! About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) A Screaming Bobcat, Another Free Book, Giveaway, Steals & Deals! - February 5, 2020 A Thank You & Free Short Story, Pineapple Disco 99c, Win a Kindle Reader - January 30, 2020 Two Big Favors (YOU can get me on TV), Giveaways and Deals - January 22, 2020 One Response Cindy Loving May 17, 2017 But now you could literally eat off of your floor! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!