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25 Responses

  1. kathy

    now that is very funny. I’m not sure why we find blinding pain in the crotch so hilarious, but never fails to bring an “out loud” chuckle.
    Thanks

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    • Nancy

      Well, it’s kinda like why men seem to find farts so hilarious…..

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  2. Lance

    why must you
    a) print a headline that makes me cringe and feel imaginary pain?

    b) be so glib about your husband’s manhood?

    this is me staying strong for my brother in groin pain, Mike.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Because it was HIS stupid idea and I WARNED HIM and because I know everyone other man would have probably done the same stupid thing. Consider it a warning for your own good. 🙂

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  3. Nicole

    ROFL… I am THE worst when it comes to keeping a straight face during a penile/testicular injury. I don’t know why it’s so funny, but it is. H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.

    And I would totally opt for the Amazon PRIME item. Because, duh, AMAZON PRIME!

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    • Amy Vansant

      First rule of humor blogging – if you can’t think of anything funny, go for a shot to the balls! 🙂

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  4. El Guapo

    Come for the headline, stay for the hilarity.
    Having gone through tip-of-penis pain, I have nothing but sympathy for Mike.
    Having incurred mine as stupidly, I can’t stop laughing either.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Sorry to hear it, but hopefully your penis took the hit bravely, in defense of your testicles and wasn’t just hanging on the wrong street corner.

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  5. Chooplah

    You should leave one single bungee under his pillow, just so he remembers. Just so he never forgets…

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  6. kathy

    Exactly right about men, laughing and farts… the thing that gets me is: the stinkier the fart, the more hilarious the laughter…

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  7. Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd

    Has he never seen a single episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos? People have made tens of thousands of dollars off of that exact scenario.

    I’m also afraid of bungee cords for this reason, and I don’t even have balls.

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    • Amy Vansant

      We are only able to do things that DON’T make us money. I should have made that more clear.

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  8. bluntdelivery

    You know what? If i ever stalk your backyard (cus i’m taking my own video to send in to a TV show behind your back) and you’re not floating around in a above ground pool, i will think something is wrong with the world.

    rock that above grounder.

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    • Amy Vansant

      OMG! Was that YOU in the bushes? I THOUGHT SO! I hope you got my good side. It’s the soles of my feet.

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  9. Laura R.

    I was laughing so hard at this post you would have thought I’d witnessed the debacle myself. LOVE it. Hilarious Post.

    My favorite line: “It heroically dove in the path of the screaming bungee clip?”

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    • Amy Vansant

      I did it for all Mike’s ex-girlfriends who ever wanted to punch him in the balls. Which I’m confident, having been with him for over 10 years, is ALL OF THEM.

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  10. Stacey

    I summarized your post to my husband. The expression on his face made it even more enjoyable.

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    • Amy Vansant

      I guess we can’t imagine it. I remember in grade school I once accidentally flicked someone in the balls and they acted like I’d just repeatedly stabbed them. But really, they deserve it since we get the whole monthly thing. Fair is fair.

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  11. One Funny Motha

    Oh no. But he wanted to go the bungee cord route. Let this be a lesson. Did he not realize he was getting even more redneck?

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