Email This Post HomeHumorMike’s Attempt at Romance, Summer Snoops Released and More Deals, Steals & Giveaways Amy Vansant July 25, 2018 Humor 9 Comments When Mike Attempts Romance… I think my goofy husband Mike might fear you all have the wrong impression of him (or that you might have the right impression and he’d like to change it anyway…). I think he’s going for more of a suave Don Juan type now… though you should be the judge of how well he’s doing… The other day I was in the shower when he suddenly appeared in the bathroom with a piece of sliced apple in his hand. He opened the door, fed it to me, and then screamed “Blog that!” Next, he turned on classical music that was either romantic or the soundtrack of a crazy person about to turn me into a lady suit like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. For the rest of my shower, he returned every minute to feed me a different piece of fruit. A grape. A blackberry. A strawberry. Each time screaming “Blog that!” once it was unceremoniously shoved in my mouth (which wasn’t easy because I was laughing so hard at that point…). I mean, what’s more suave and romantic than having fruit shoved into your wet face while someone stomps in and out of the room screaming “blog that!”? Guess what released yesterday? Summer Snoops and Cozy Crimes: 12 NEW Mysteries for the Dog Days of Summer for 99c! Help Us Help Pets! New Release Today – Get it NOW! Amazon | iTunes | Kobo | Nook | Amazon CA | Amazon UK Have a howlingly good read during the dog days of summer with a dozen cozy mysteries from Wall Street Journal, USA Today and Amazon best-selling authors. Murder lurks in every corner during the dog days of summer. Solve the mystery as our snoops leash the criminals – at the beach, at the farm, on the mountain – everywhere! All profits from this pack go to support NO KILL animal charities! Fetch it now! And help us help pets! 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But will it be enough? Amazon Start Date: 07-21-2018End Date: 07-31-2018 From the heart 2: poetry and philosophy By kuo kenih Usual Price: 2.99 Sale: .99 From the heart 2 is a combination of philosophical ideas, poetry and inspiring quotes. The book is divided into two parts. The first part is made up of quotes, and the second part is a combination of poetry and philosophy. There are few humorous pieces to spice the book. Amazon About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) A Screaming Bobcat, Another Free Book, Giveaway, Steals & Deals! - February 5, 2020 A Thank You & Free Short Story, Pineapple Disco 99c, Win a Kindle Reader - January 30, 2020 Two Big Favors (YOU can get me on TV), Giveaways and Deals - January 22, 2020 9 Responses Val July 25, 2018 He’s a keeper! He feeds you and makes you laugh. 4 likes Reply Amy Vansant July 26, 2018 Both very important… 0 likes Reply Diane July 25, 2018 That gave me some wonderful pictures in my head and had me cracking up here, He is definitely a keeper, just for the fun of him trying to do that 🙂 3 likes Reply Linda July 25, 2018 That’s hilarious! Tell him if he wants to be romantic, feed you chocolate instead 😉 1 likes Reply E Strati July 25, 2018 And if you put that in a novel would it fly? Bwahaha! I’m still giggling! HUGS!!! 0 likes Reply Yvonne Westwood July 26, 2018 Oh. You’ve got to love him for that! Hope he gave you a rub down after too 😉 1 likes Reply Arlene Werner July 26, 2018 That was really sweet. I love it!!! 0 likes Reply Sherry Surdam July 26, 2018 He sounds like a lot of fun!! And imaginative. I agree with the others, he’s a keeper! 1 likes Reply Corinne July 26, 2018 The first “Blog that!” had me throwing back my head LOL! Not what I’d call “romantic”, but you’ve got to love someone who makes you laugh! Did the fruit taste of shampoo or soap? 1 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!