Email This Post HomeProduct ReviewsMiss Teen USA South Carolina – Famous Historical Figures and Such Amy Vansant March 22, 2010 Product Reviews Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton, who when asked “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?” famously answered: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children” Seems Caitlin is at it again. (Oh, I’m sorry – She’s going by “Caite” in The Amazing Race. It’s her disguise. It’s like Clark Kent with the glasses. TOTALLY unrecognizable…) Last night on The Amazing Race, while looking for a statue of Joan of Ark, Caitlin said: “Joan of Ark is guy” When told by her rocket scientist boyfriend Brent Horne that “Joan of Ark is a girl – Why do you think she is named Joan?” Caitlin mumbled “Ok, I was thinking of someone else.” Who was she thinking of? Well, my money is on the same person the other blonde on the show, Jordan Lloyd thought Joan of Ark was. “The guy with the animals.” In case you’d like to relive that golden moment from the pageant: About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) A Screaming Bobcat, Another Free Book, Giveaway, Steals & Deals! - February 5, 2020 A Thank You & Free Short Story, Pineapple Disco 99c, Win a Kindle Reader - January 30, 2020 Two Big Favors (YOU can get me on TV), Giveaways and Deals - January 22, 2020 Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!