Email This Post HomeHumorMore Proof My Husband is an Idiot, hear my interview and book deals galore! Amy Vansant January 25, 2018 Humor 8 Comments More Proof My Husband is an Idiot I don’t make this stuff up. We bought a motion detection camera and my husband has been having a ball playing with it. So I wasn’t totally surprised when I received the following video while at the dentist. He sent me a text telling me to quick look at the camera feed because something horrible was happening!!!!! I can’t tell you how lucky it was that I was out of the house while we were being attacked by a glass octopus on a fishing line. Ever Wonder What I Sound Like? No, I didn’t think you did. Nevertheless, my interview with Blondie and the Brit book podcast is LIVE if you’d like to hear me chat with the ladies about my books and other booky endeavors! Thank you so much to Blondie and the Brit for a fun interview! Book Deals Start Date: 12-28-2017End Date: 01-26-2018 Bloodlines & Lies By Lynda Rees Usual Price: 4.99 Sale: New Release A wedding, a fatal disease, a drug ring, a stunning redhead, and a swindle wreak havoc with a triple-crown racers chances and his owners love life. Amazon |Kobo Link|BN|Apple iBooks|Website Start Date: 01-24-2018End Date: 02-26-2018 Strawberries and Suffering (Sweet Baked Mystery Book 2) By Katherine Hayton Usual Price: New Release Sale: .99 Well, at least they know the butler didn’t do it. When Holly and Crystal Waterston cater for a wedding with a gigantic guest list, they think the worst thing that could happen is putting the strawberry halves on the wrong cupcake. Instead, a series of unfortunate events leave them trapped in a manor house with no phone, closed roads, and a butler who’s dropped down dead. After their cupcakes are blamed for the sudden demise, Holly must unpick the tangled relationships of stranded wedding guests to clear the family bakery’s good name. But with an attentive man flirting, a goth teen sloping around the venue, and an old woman intent on stealing the family recipes, Holly might have bitten off more than she can chew. If she can’t prove the identity of the true perpetrator, then the day might end with her sitting in the slammer rather than tucked up in a nice, warm bed. This Sweet Baked Mystery does not contain any potentially toxic ingredients: No Swearing No Gore No Graphic Scenes and absolutely No Cliffhangers! Scroll up and one-click to solve the mystery today! Amazon Start Date: 01-17-2018End Date: 03-14-2018 The Ghost Within By Elle Klaess Usual Price: 2.99 Sale: .99 The day Opal observes her boyfriend locking lips with a gorgeous blonde is the day her life goes to pot. People turn to ash before her eyes, then her parents move the family into a creepy house left to them in a will by her great uncle. Amazon |Kobo Link|BN|Apple iBooks Start Date: 01-21-2018End Date: 02-09-2018 Reborn (Rise of the Realms: Book One) By D Fischer Usual Price: .99 Sale: New Release Five people. Five crossing fates. One person’s actions change their lives forever. Making a deal with the Fee has its price. “If you’re a fan of Game of Thrones, this is a must read.” Amazon Start Date: 01-21-2018End Date: 02-22-2018 Postcards from Moscow By Rebekah Dodson Usual Price: Pre-Release Sale: .99 Jaquellyn Arnolt has wanted to be a ballerina forever; until the night she suffers a tragic fall. When the unsigned postcards arrive from Moscow, she begins to heal with the passionate words of a fellow artist. Amazon|Instafreebie Start Date: 12-26-2017End Date: 01-31-2018 An Arrow Against the Wind (The Bow of Hart Saga Book 2) By P. H. Solomon Usual Price: 4.99 Sale: 2.99 Awards: Just nominated as Fantasia Reviews 2017 Book of the Year ! If the Bow of Destiny was a fresh take on a classic tale, An Arrow Against the Wind seeks to refine it all further still. Here, Mister Solomon has grown bolder, but wiser.’Haunted by his past. Hunted in the present. Buffeted like an arrow in the wind. Amazon Action Adventure Giveaway! About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) JupUp? 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Might have made a misstep. The machine insists I comment on my own post. 0 likes Reply Crystal January 25, 2018 Thank you for the much needed humor during a very stressful time of my life. Please tell your husband thank you for doing stupid things. 2 likes Reply Dee Burdick January 26, 2018 NOW I know why I didn’t buy my guy one of those things!!!! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!