Email This Post HomeHumorName a Bar and a Woman in Pineapple Turtles…Win Audible Subscriptions & Deals Amy Vansant December 2, 2019 Humor 1 Comment Currently available for preorder on Amazon! A Woman Walks Into a Bar… Once again I need your help naming things in an upcoming book! This time I need two things for Pineapple Turtles… Name My New Heroine I need an interesting name for a clever, kick-butt woman detective. Right now I’m calling her “Hunter” but that seems a little too heavy-handed. What I’d like is a very UNIQUE name because there’s a chance this will become the name of the heroine in my NEW series! When people hear it, I want them to think of my books. (So, like, Mary wouldn’t be a great name.) I was going to spend a bunch of time researching cool names but then I thought, eh…why not ask my clever readers?! Name a Bar Once again I have to name a bar too, and you guys are always good for those! Just fill out the form below — I’ll pick winners (both random and ones I like) and the top TWO (one woman name one bar) will get autographed print copies of Pineapple Turtles and about 20 of you will get free copies of the ebook! Please leave this field emptyEmail * Name Interesting Woman's Name * Bar Name * Thanks for submitting - You're like the fun little cocktail umbrella in the pina colada of my heart! Check your email inbox for a free Pineapple Port short story---and your FREE copy of Pineapple Lies will be coming at the end of the contest! Win a Subscription to AUDIBLE! (2) Winners of Three-Month Audible Subscriptions Plus various audio and paperback book winners (randomly selected) (randomly selected) Start Date: 11-28-2019End Date: 12-03-2019 Her Work was Everything (Zachary Goldman Mysteries Book 7) By P.D. Workman Usual Price: 4.99 Sale: FREE There’s something going on at Drake Chase Gould. The death of intern Lauren Barclay is just the tip of the iceberg. Amazon Start Date: 11-17-2019End Date: 12-17-2019 Beware the Violet (The Eulogimenoi Series Book 1) By Maria Vermisoglou Usual Price: 3.99 Sale: .99 Discovering supernatural creatures are real is one thing but learning I have powers and learning to use them is quite a feat.My name is Violet Webb. I live in a small town that nearly worships Halloween but I hate it. I can’t wait until I graduate and get as far as I can from that silliness.Everything changed when I followed the white rabbit. I ended up in a Realm full of vampires, fairies, witches and every creature possible.Oh, Did I mention Jacques?The hot shapeshifter with the French accent that makes me see rabbits everywhere?Now what?Some bloody lady of Fate gave me a prophecy to get home. The only problem is that I must defeat the darkness before it swallows both of our worlds.Can I go through without making the ultimate sacrifice? Amazon About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) A Screaming Bobcat, Another Free Book, Giveaway, Steals & Deals! - February 5, 2020 A Thank You & Free Short Story, Pineapple Disco 99c, Win a Kindle Reader - January 30, 2020 Two Big Favors (YOU can get me on TV), Giveaways and Deals - January 22, 2020 One Response Amy E Conley December 2, 2019 Amy, no place for turtle’s name. I think most ppl will say “Tommy”, but I say “Toady” the Turtle! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!