Email This Post HomeHumorNew Audio Book Released, House Hunting in Florida Amy Vansant January 17, 2019 Humor 5 Comments We’re coming for you, Amy… I need one of you to leave your house in Juno/Jupiter Beach, FL, please. Mike and I are in Florida house hunting, which isn’t half as fun as HGTV pretends it is. While my Navy Academy niece and her Navy peeps watch over our house, we’re schlepping around the Juno and Jupiter beaches realizing very quickly we should have done this three years ago. The last house we saw had dolls in it. A LOT OF DOLLS. If we’d liked it, it would have meant the extra added expense of having an exorcist come in, because I’m not living in a house where a case full of dolls once called home. You know they’ll want to come back. The only thing worse would have been a house full of clowns. And clown dolls? Don’t get me started… We’re literally tromping up and down the beaches (we’re big walkers), which are often a little too soft for comfortable walking. Luckily, Mike has feet like snowshoes, so I can fall behind him and walk in his footsteps. And once I walk a mile in his footsteps, I get to judge him all I want, right? Isn’t that how it goes? I filmed this little guy looking like me every time I walk into a room trying to remember what I’m there to fetch… Oh, and PS: there aren’t that many houses in Juno/Jupiter Beach, so if any of you live there please move out and let move in. Thanks for being a trooper. Need a Fun Audio Book? Try the Pineapple Port Mysteries! I just released the FOURTH Pineapple Mystery on Audible if you like audio books! Pineapple Lies: A Pineapple Port Mystery: Book One (Pineapple Port Mysteries 1) AUDIBLE Kindle, Kindle Unlimited & Paperback: Amazon US | Amazon CA | Amazon UK | Amazon AU | Amazon IN | Audible Book one of the laugh-out-loud mystery series from Wall Street Journal and USA TODAY Best-Selling author Amy Vansant. 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Amazon About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Pineapple Turtles Cover Reveal, Today Show Segment, Giveaway and Book Deals - October 9, 2019 More Kilty Sales, Scardy-Dog, Giveaways and Book Deals! - October 2, 2019 New Release! Kilty Secrets & Kilty as Charged 99c, plus giveaways and more deals - September 27, 2019 5 Responses Kathleen Garley January 17, 2019 I love dolls. I have some I bought,some my kids bought,some my friend bought and some my husband bought. I actually have 2 big cases of them. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant January 17, 2019 I’m terrified of anything that mimics life! 🙂 0 likes Reply Jennifer January 18, 2019 we just had an offer accepted for a home we’re buying in central Florida. We’ve looked so many homes over the last year being diligent and patient finding a house we’ll call “home” – I totally relate to what you’re saying about the “collectors” homes – YIKES. Good luck on your adventure as I know you’ll find a house too 1 likes Reply Brenda January 18, 2019 I have lived in Florida all my life, you will love it! Be sure to find a home close to the beaches. We do have hurricanes though, keep that in mind. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant January 18, 2019 I grew up on an island so no problem there! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!