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  1. Abby

    I’m just said Rafa is knocked out of the real tennis tournament going on. He’s the only reason I ever really care, so now, not so much.

    As for your “deuce” dorkdom, I don’t even get the reference, so I’m pretty sure I get that dork point instead. You win again!

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  2. Abby

    P.S. I also don’t get the Wimbelton vs. Wimbledon reference, so get Jen on that recipe…

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    • Amy Vansant

      DOH! Thanks for the catch! I had done a spelling replace and totally goofed it running out the door before posting. One of these days I’ll figure out that rushing NEVER works.

      The way I say “Deuce” it sounds like “Space” to me (in tone) so instead of “Space… the final frontier” from Star Trek it’s Deuce… not only dorky but Science Fiction dorky. The worst kind.

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      • Abby

        I wasn’t trying to be a snarky witch or anything. I really thought that was how the recipe thing was spelled, like a “take” on Wimbledon 😉

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      • Amy Vansant

        I didn’t take it that way, no worries. I can’t spell for shitt. And then when I try and proof things I hate doing it so much I mix that up half the time too!

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  3. Lance

    I am disappointed this post doesn’t suggestive innuendos involving “love” and “balls”.

    Two knee braces? that makes you a bad ass dork

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      • Lance

        I don’t mean for this compliment to be of a backhand variety, but you volley puns as well as you play tennis.

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      • Amy Vansant

        Your skills are a smash! It’s not my fault if I’m your match here though. Continue and I will lead you to an alley and slice you, Ace.

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  4. Jen

    Ha, ha! I have been remiss about spreading the cocktail recipe love. I don’t have a recipe with proper proportions for you off the top of my head. I get a big pitcher and add Pimms with Ginger Ale, lots of ice and then slice up lemons, limes, oranges and cucumber. Crush up a bunch of mint and drop it in. Let it all marinate for a while and drink up. Pimms has a fairly low alcohol content so you can throw back quite a few of them while still feeling civilized.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Yea! Now I have people sharing drink recipes… Now I just have to inspire people to send actual drinks to me. Maybe in a thermos?

      Thanks! Sorry I had to call you to the carpet like that! 🙂

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      • Jen

        No problem. Sometimes I need a kick in the pants.
        Next time I’m in MD, we have to meet for drinks. My husband goes sailing with his family every September, leaving from Annapolis. I went one year but it was too much like camping sleeping on the boat. I just wanted him to drop me off at the Inn at Perry Cabin and get me when it was time for our flight to go back. Or, he could leave me in Annapolis at a hotel and you and I could just drink.

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  5. iampisspot

    “Meanwhile, I just dink away, slowly chipping away at his manhood”.

    When I first read this, I had a whole different visual in my head.

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    • Amy Vansant

      So did I… every time I reread it I was like “Did I write something naughty? Oh, no, duh….” But I didn’t change it either. 🙂

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