Email This Post HomeHumorPersonalized Photo Holiday Card Ideas for People Without a Bunch of Adorable Children Amy Vansant November 3, 2014 Humor, Product Reviews 11 Comments Every year I get a slew of cards from friends and family covered with adorable photos of their children. For the first few years I thought they were graphic design geniuses, and then I figured out they made personalized cards on Minted.com, which is really easy. I knew they weren’t that talented. Problem is, I don’t have kids. So, I wondered… how could I use all those cool holiday card templates to create my own cards? No one wants to see Mike and me on a card. They can barely deal with us in person; they’re definitely not going to pin us to their refrigerator. So, using Minted’s designs, I came up with a few ideas… (PS: for your own, look here for Minted coupons) If the male stripper is a little racy for your audience, this might work better: I’m not what you call a “huggy” person, so I found this one terrifying as is. But I found a way to make it worse. It’s a talent of mine. This one allows you to show off your skill with homophones… This one you can send to your artsy friends who are always dropping obscure literary references… This one works particularly well for me… I might actually make and send this one… Luckily they have about 40 billion design options to choose from at Minted – because not all card work for all people. Remember when Robin Thicke wasn’t a douche bag? Or, if you do have a lovely family, send the card with the kids on it. But at least say what you mean. 99 cents Nov 3-10! Angeli: The Pirate, the Angeli & the Irishman – By Amy Vansant 60 Amazon reviews (4.6 out of 5 avg.) Free via Kindle Unlimited! – Urban Fantasy/Romance/Humor/Mystery Moms are Nuts – 64 Amazon reviews (4.8 average) AUTHORS: Wendi Aarons | Eliza Bayne | Dylan Brody | Matthew David Brozik | Becky Cardwell | Abbi Crutchfield | Sean Crespo | Gloria Fallon | Carol Ray Hartsell | Abby Heugel | Debbie Kasper | Nancy Davis Kho | Kelcey Kintner | Cathy Ladman | Kurt Luchs | Kelly Maclean | Vanda Mikolowski | Mary Laura Philpott | Lisa Page Rosenberg | Marinka | Arlene Schindler | Molly Schoemann | Susan Stobbart Shapiro | Suzy Soro | Amy Vansant | Peggy “Pearl” Vork-Zambory Free via Kindle Unlimited! – Humor/Anthology/Parenting About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) A Screaming Bobcat, Another Free Book, Giveaway, Steals & Deals! - February 5, 2020 A Thank You & Free Short Story, Pineapple Disco 99c, Win a Kindle Reader - January 30, 2020 Two Big Favors (YOU can get me on TV), Giveaways and Deals - January 22, 2020 11 Responses Barbara Rosalie November 3, 2014 Your holidays cards are MUCH better. Thanks for the laugh! 1 likes Reply Stephanie November 3, 2014 I get ridiculous xmas pics of my dog done, then make cards on Walmart site and send them to everyone. Strangely I haven’t received any family photo cards in a while…. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant November 9, 2014 We’re leaning towards the old dog cards ourselves this year. I mean, he is cuter than any kid, so… 0 likes Reply Katie November 3, 2014 That Ho one is brilliant! xxx 1 likes Reply Valencia November 5, 2014 That one made my day! 1 likes Reply Amy Vansant November 9, 2014 It’s so rare you get to whip out a Don Ho reference… I feel bad for his daughters. 0 likes Reply Jackie Weger November 5, 2014 I am so laffin’! Loved it! 〖Ho〗^3 JackieWeger 2 likes Reply Amy B November 5, 2014 Love it…. hate xmas cards.. but I could get into these! 1 likes Reply Sarcastic Ninja November 6, 2014 You have just given me ideas to send both to my single lady friends and my Scottish whisky aficionado friends this year. Thank you. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant November 9, 2014 If you need anything taste tested first, just give me a call. 0 likes Reply Jan Moyer November 11, 2014 I am unreasonably excited to see that picture of Bobby Vinton – my parents had all his records and my mom had that hairstyle for a while in the early 80s. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!