Email This Post HomeFictionPineapple Port 2: Pineapple Mystery Box is Here! Amy Vansant October 29, 2015 Fiction, Humor, Women's Humor 6 Comments The second book in my Pineapple Port cozy mysteries series is here! Get it on Amazon! Pineapple Mystery Box! When a giant inflatable Halloween witch goes missing, Charlotte’s eager to nab the culprit. Before she can lift a fingerprint, someone threatens to kill a new neighbor who looks like an adorable Pomeranian but possesses a disturbing talent for revenge. Moments later, a stranger demands the return a mysterious wooden box… or else. Charlotte’s boyfriend, Declan, isn’t having a great morning either. His calculating ex-girlfriend has returned to claim she’s the rightful owner of his pawn shop. She’s livid he’s found a new lady, too. Eh. Things could be worse. At least Charlotte doesn’t know that a mojito-swilling killer who fed his grandmother to a cat is on his way to Pineapple Port… I’d like to immediately apologize to cat lovers for that last bit. I had the most wonderful lady tell me I needed to add more cats to my books (you know who you are, puddercat….) and I don’t think what I did is what she had in mind. Please keep in mind I didn’t feed this character’s grandmother to her cat. HE did. I only write this stuff down, I can’t be responsible for the terrible things the bad guys do! I promise to have a hero of a cat in the next one if it kills me! Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Cover Reveal (again), Reading Poll + 4 ways to win a kindle - June 25, 2020 Why I shouldn’t be allowed to decorate cakes, book giveaways and deals! - June 16, 2020 New Series Cover and Synopsis Reveal, Big Beach Reads Giveaway & More Reads - June 10, 2020 6 Responses Katherine October 29, 2015 Amy, thanks for promising to add more “good” cats to your future books. Not that I don’t love, love, love dogs… I do. But I own, own, own… cats. Well, that’s not entirely true. As we all know, they own us. I’m looking forward to your next Pineapple book. Funny, funny stuff! Katherine 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant October 29, 2015 I’ll have to call the next one Pineapple Kitty Cats to make up for this. 🙂 0 likes Reply Jackie Weger October 29, 2015 Congratulations on Mystery Box. Cannot wait to dig in and find out what the old folks are up to. Tweets and shared on my Fb page. Best, Jackie Weger 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant October 29, 2015 Thanks so much Jackie!! 0 likes Reply Marilyn J. Prange October 29, 2015 Dear Amy, What about ‘Pineapple Meow Kitty’??? I am certain that we kitty lovers understand that what happens in your story is totally different from the way you, the writer feel about such adorable creatures? Look forward to your new adventure on my Kindle. Hope all is well and that we may see you soon. Take care, Marilyn (aka: puddercat) 0 likes Reply Linda Moffitt November 2, 2015 YEAH a new Book!!! Do You need any Free Read & Reviews 😉 I’d be delighted to do that for you 🙂 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply to Linda Moffitt Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!