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Protecting Yourself from Tiny Petri Dishes

Last time I visited the nieces I came away with a flu that lasted 3+ weeks. This is how Mike and I showed up for Thanksgiving.

Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant

Amy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries.
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18 Responses

  1. Abby

    I’m concerned for you, only because I see a flaw in your logic. Where’s the mouth hole for food entry? You MUST redesign this before registering for the petri dish patent…

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  2. Phil

    I’d be careful with those Lysol pictures-there seems to a be a ‘thing’ right now with pictures of people using various chemical weapons (pepper spray, tear gas, etc.) on defenseless people. Maybe you should plead the fifth.

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  3. Lance

    Im one of those jerks that has kids. I suggest taking a cute from my serial poisoner Millicent, and going over with innoculation and antibiotic syringes.

    At least your gloves and masks matched what you had on. Fashion > sickness

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  4. Michelle H.

    PLAGUE CARRIERS! ALL OF THEM! Seriously, I was taken out this Thanksgiving by a friend’s small petri dish. She gladly gave me tonsillitis. And as I found out with chicken pox, childhood diseases SUCK as an adult.

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  5. Jessica

    I learned that lesson the hard way too. Anytime I visit my nephews I take like 12 airbornes. …Which coincidentally puts you in a great mood and makes whining and crying a lot less annoying too. Double win!

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    • bschooled

      Safety first, indeed!

      Wait, what were we talking about?

      ps. I burst out laughing when I saw this the other day. Of course I couldn’t comment at the time, but being my soul sister I’m sure you felt the drops of red bull (or, should I say, “toro rojo”) shooting out from my mouth.

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  6. Maria

    A friend of mine got the flu from her ex-husband spending time with her kids! So, it’s not just kids, it’s exs, too!

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