Email This Post HomeHumorQuestion: What US State has the Biggest Bad-Asses? Amy Vansant March 8, 2010 Humor 8 Comments If every state in the union had a contest to pick the top ten biggest home grown bad-asses in that state, and then entered those top ten bad-asses in a contest where then 500 people were dropped on an island (10 from each state) in a contest of survival – what state would win? My thoughts immediately run to Texas and New Jersey, though I could be biased having grown up in New Jersey. I say Florida is out, due to the old people count, but Mike says there are some serious swamp men in Florida you have to take into consideration. Let’s say each group of 10 gets one or two hand guns with 6 bullets each. Let’s say each bad-ass gets a small knife just so they don’t have to spend a lifetime slowly bludgeoning each other to death. It’s a free for all Most Dangerous Game for the honor of your state. So please weigh in. What state wins and why? If you’re reading this on the home page, click here to go through the comment form! About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Earn Gifts by helping me grow, giveaways and book deals - November 28, 2018 Win a Kindle, Poltergeists and Book Deals… - November 21, 2018 Where being hard-headed and cooking doesn’t mix… giveaways and deals - November 15, 2018 8 Responses Newton March 8, 2010 California has a terminator as governor, but marrying into the Kennedy clan has probably made him soft and drunk. I believe Kaiser Soze moved from Turkey to New York, making NY the early favorite. 0 likes Reply Kaiser Wilhelm March 8, 2010 I say DC. Marion Barry would find another way to survive 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant March 8, 2010 Kind of like a cockroach… 0 likes Reply YellowRose March 8, 2010 Don’t Mess with Texas. ‘Nuff said. 0 likes Reply skippy March 8, 2010 Without doing any research.. I would have to say Alaska. bunch of freaks up there.. have you seen the show “alaska state troopers” .. i mean these people self police their towns.. which can be hours away from the nearest police station… via sea plane, 4 wheeler and SUV… and we all know in the winter it stays dark all freaking day.. for months.. wtf!?! 0 likes Reply garboi March 8, 2010 I’m thinking redneck state. Maybe West Virginia. 0 likes Reply TR March 9, 2010 How about American Samoa? 0 likes Reply Daniel March 9, 2010 Yeah I’d have to say AK – but NJ and IL are right there with the freaky bad-asses – or corruption? Oh now I’m confused. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!