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  1. When I Blink

    “sexy foie gras” – haaaaaaa.

    Let’s think of other foods that don’t lend themselves well to costuming:

    Sexy Queso Dip
    Sexy Salad Dressing
    Sexy Baked Potato
    Sexy Roasted Brussels Sprouts
    Sexy Calorie Replacement Shake

    This is fun.

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    • Valencia

      Sexy Calorie Replacement Shake…….you just made my day. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Tiffany N. York

    I mean really, women’s choices are either sexy or frumpy. If I want a costume that doesn’t show cleavage and covers my ho-ha, what are my options?

    Witch, nun, or Flo from Progressive Insurance.

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    • Amy Vansant

      We could all just staple notes that say “Love me?” “tweet me?” “Like me? all over our bodies and go as bloggers. 🙂

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  3. Lance

    I’m going as Sexy Blogger ….because that’s preposterous, right?

    seewhatididthere

    I need to beg my wife into being Sexy Moe’s Burrito

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    • Amy Vansant

      So instead of stapling “Love me?” “Like me?” “Tweet me” to a sweatshirt, just use cloth just big enough to cover your man parts and your nipples that says those things. BAM! Sexy Blogger!

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  4. Melissa Marie

    My goal is always to figure out how to wear pajamas to the costume party.

    One year when all my friends were pregnant I dressed up like I was pregnant which was actually very comfortable…unlike real pregnancy, I’m told.

    I’ve also done “crazy cat lady” which included pajama pants with cats on them, and a giant sweatshirt… also with cats on it.

    Really, going to party in something restricting is so 1999. I’m looking for something that transitions well to napping.

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  5. Nina Potts

    Now I don’t feel bad about my sexy mouse poop costume idea… getting to casually joke I’ve given someone Hantavirus.

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  6. Suzanne Lucas

    They call these things costumes? I had no idea what that French Fries outfit was until you explained it. And that hamburger dress looks like Pocahontas got a bamboo leaf stuck in her midsection.

    She might as well wear an orange dress and call herself a pumpkin.

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