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17 Responses

  1. Lance

    Drunk Irish Playboy, best line – “aayr u frum Ireland, cuz mah penis is dublin?

    Friendly neighbor – best line “would you like to touch my fresh sticky buns?”

    Mailman – you know, “special package you need to “sign” for”.

    the usual, we’re weird but boring weird

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    • Amy Vansant

      I was crazy busy last week and am just getting around to reading these. Sticky bun one made laugh – who says “sticky buns!”

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  2. Tiffany N. York

    Wow, you’re easy! I particularly like “The Tidal Wave of Love,” because basically you can’t breathe to tell him no. Very effective.

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  3. SarcasticNinja

    Well, some things will pop when Creepy Office Guy is around…and I won’t comment on hidden meanings behind the tart bit.

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  4. cj renzi

    Nice new look over here. Funniest post of 2013 hands down. Does the hubby give lessons on how to be ridiculous? I thought I was ridiculous, but this guy takes the cake. I love this shit. The spiders really got me, but then again, most of the material did. Top notch.

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  5. Damien Galeone

    I once tried to pretend I was a the overly-confident office guy to turn my girlfriend on. She thought I was constipated. Turned out I actually was…

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    • Amy Vansant

      He has character for just about ever situation you can imagine, it’s raining, it’s christmas it’s 2pm on wed after a glass of wine but only if we also just had sandwiches…

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  6. Molly

    These are amazing! Your husband is awesome. I recently learned that my husband’s favorite cartoon growing up was Pepe Le Pew, which explains SO VERY MUCH about the dynamic of our relationship.

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