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  1. kiraalt

    You are probably right. Something from a walk in the field. I hate to say this, and not wishing it on anyone. You can’t tell from bites, because everyone reacts differently. Have you considered bedbugs? Might want to do a close look around for any evidence of them. If you find it, get an exterminator pronto.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Definitely not bedbugs! (thank goodness, that would be gross! Oh, and Mike would never sleep again.)

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  2. Nicole

    I can’t stop laughing @ “Yep, says here…” Poor Mike’s butt. Hope it feels better soon.

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    • Amy Vansant

      You would not BELIEVE the things he asks me about on a daily basis. Has a few little anxiety issues…

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  3. will

    all i can do is laugh my ass off rt now …good one for the morning read lol

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  4. Laura R.

    Aw, I feel so bad for Mike. I have ridiculous issues like this all the time. It’s nice to know I’m not alone. However, while I have much empathy for his woes, I just can’t help laughing my ass off.

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    • Amy Vansant

      he’s having a tough month… Bungee Cord to the balls, chiggers in his butt… it’s like living with the three stooges.

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  5. SarcasticNinja

    Ass-chiggers sound like an excellent topic for a horror-thriller about science and nature gone wrong. “They’re…they’re everywhere…where are they coming from? OH GOD NOOOOO!!”

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    • Amy Vansant

      That made me laugh almost as hard as when Mike came up with the idea they could be in his ass!

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  6. Lance

    well at least he didn;t catch something from you and or give it back…perspective.

    Bobina got a bee sting on one of her boobies a month ago. oh, the fun had with that one

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    • Amy Vansant

      I have a tiny bit of poison ivy on my arm and he’s still convinced I can give him that if I get within 10 feet of him.

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    • Amy Vansant

      YES. Wrath of Khan got me that way too.
      Our theory is he was wearing those tight boxer-briefs and they like snuggly places…

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    • Amy Vansant

      And under skin. Or larvae in your bowels. I’m thinking IN any part of me.

      Except tapeworms. I think I’d like a nice tapeworm.

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  7. Stacey

    See, now if my husband told me he thought chiggers were hiding in his butt, I’d say something like, “No, babe. Chiggers wouldn’t hide in your butt. You’re thinking of pinworms.”

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    • Amy Vansant

      Damn. He’d be ruined for a WEEK if I’d done that. I’m going to call you first next time.. or.. come to think of it.. I don’t want to hear about pinworms for weeks. Nevermind.

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  8. Jen

    I still can’t believe you got your husband to not only agree to the photo but also the post. I have to say I would have reacted exactly the same way he did. Bugs seem to love me too. I must just be especially sweet. It still doesn’t make me feel any better.

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    • Amy Vansant

      I can’t believe he let me either. But I’m pretty good now at picking the right moment to ask things like that…

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  9. Nina Potts

    We had a spider in the house last night that I took outside (after dying of laughter that everyone was terrified of it) and today our roommate came in and asked me to look at her ear because it was itching. I told her it was probably a spider bite. Apparently I’m not funny. I didn’t even mention that maybe it moved into her ear… I’ll go tell her now, I think she’s still awake.

    You should mention they might be living in his ear. If you want to terrify him more anyways.

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      • Nina Potts

        yes apparently I’m cruel. I did mention the spider might be living in her ear. I also suggested it might be a pinch bug, because there isn’t enough room in her ear for a spider to make a web.

        She’s angry.

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  10. cici

    You’re supposed to paint the bites with clear nail polish. This will suffocate the chigger which is still alive beneath the surface of the skin.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Actually, that’s a myth. Once they bite you and barf in your hair follicles, the slurp up some protoplasm and drop off. Believe me – we Googled the hell out of it. If they were still on Mike he would LOSE HIS MIND. But I thought the same thing the first time – it is what I had always heard!

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  11. Brittany

    That was so funny how you convinced him he had chiggers and then yelled at him “NO CHIGGERS DON’T HIDE IN YOUR ASS!”. If he really does have chiggers, painting clear nail polish over the bites will smother the chiggers.

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  12. Jessica Holt

    I had chiggers once, I think your husband handled it very well considering my trip to the doctor and absolute freakout when she informed me they were living inside of me and moving up my leg towards the groin area, where they like to hang out.

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  13. Charlotte

    HAHA! I spit out my food when I read “Do you think there are chiggers hiding in my butt?” hahaha the only thing better than the question was your response. brilliant 🙂

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